My Gay Thread of the Night....Im Sad.

[-Slim-]

Ever been sad but really have had no reason for it? Im sad tonight. LOL.

Perhaps it was the apple pie I had earlier, not sure though...

Mods, if the thread gets ugly, just throw it in the RR

 

[Fishhead]

You have me so depressed after that post, I think Im going to bed.

Goodnight.

 

[wilheim]

Slim

Your're a wild man. wil.

 

[wilheim]

 

[TheGeneral+]

 

[Angelle]

I was sad before..

maybe it is something in the air

 

[Pickles]

Hang in there slim- your one of the good guys!!!

 

[Angelle]

but this makes me smile

 

[BEANTOWN JIM]

HEY YOU BIG PUSSY CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD BEER AND THROW A JOHN WAYNE MOVIE IN YOUR VCR AND GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER YOU FAG.WHEN I FEEL SAD I USUALLY WALK OUTSIDE AND GET INTO A FIGHT WITH THE LESBIANS ACROSS THE STREET IN THE PARK.THEY LOVE IT WHEN THERE BIG DOGS PUSH AROUND MY LITTLE BROWNIE WHO IS A 25 POUND COCKER POO I TELL THEM TO GET A HOLD OF THERE DOGS THEN THEY WILL TELL ME WHATS THE MATTER IS YOUR LITTLE DOG RUNNING AWAY,THEN I LOSE MY COOL AND START CALLING THE DIKES AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I AM WRESTLING WITH 2 LESBIANS ROLLING AROUND IN THE GRASS UNTIL SOMEBODY BREAKS IT UP.AS I TOLD YOU FELLAS BEFORE LESBIANS ALWAYS TAKE MY LIGHT BLUE EYES FOR GRANTED THAT I AM A LOW KEY GUY I GOT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS THIS YEAR NO LESBIANS ARE GOING TO PUSH ME AROUND PERIOD

LAST YEAR I HAD 2 ARGUMENTS WITH LESBIANS IN MY LOCAL BANK THEY JUST CUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE I AM NOT EVEN STANDING THERE,I HAD A MAJOR ARGUMENT WITH A LESBIAN AT STARBUCKS SHE WAS BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC IT ALMOST CAME TO BLOWS THANK GOD THE MANAGER WAS A BIG COLORED GUY BECAUSE I WAS OUTNUMBERED 5 TO 1.AND LIKE I SAID EARLIER I AM ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH THE LESBIANS AT THE PARK ITS UNBELIEVABLE I GO OVER THERE AND WALK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK I DONT WANT TO TALK TO ANYBODY BUT AS IT ALWAYS HAPPENS THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO CORNER ME THERE IS NO ESCAPE I LIVE NEAR A LESBIAN COMMUNITY OF JAMAICA PLAIN

ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[TTinCO]

Man, you guys are ruthless......

On a related note, I'm glad college foots is over, because I'm honestly flat out BURNT OUT on the gambling thing for a while. Too much time & effort, and I need a breather.

I'll never understand how you hoops & bases guys can hang in the game for so long-let alone you mutants that go 24x7x365.

 

[lander]

I'm sad because the dreaded gambling lull is only a few months away ...

the weeks after March Madness and before MLB starts should be called PMS (Punters Miss Sports).

 

[blueedwards]

hey jim, was that lesbian breast feeding someone else's baby? i mean, how could a lesbian have a baby? man, i am confused.

 

[BEANTOWN JIM]

BLUE EDWARDS I LIVE IN A MAJOR CITY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE WE ARE LOADED WITH LESBIANS EVER HEARD OF SPERM BANKS,ASK ANYBODY FROM BOSTON ABOUT JAMAICA PLAIN AND AN ICE CREAM SHOP NAMED J.P. LICKS THE GAYS AND LESBIANS OUT NUMBER THE NORMAL PEOPLE 6 TO 1 BUT I GO THERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE BEST HOME MADE ICE CREAM IN THE CITY.THERES ALWAYS A TOUGH LOOKING BROAD THERE PROTECTING THERE FEMININE OTHER HALF ITS FUNNY AS HELL BUT THEY LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW NOT TO F-CK WITH THEM.EVERYBODY THINKS LESBIANS ARE LOW KEY AND NICE TO TALK TO NO WAY THEY ARE AGGRESSIVE AND PUSHY AND GET RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

 

[DarrylParsons]

It could just be the holidays-are-over-and-now-it's-back-to-work syndrome. If it persists another week there may be cause for concern but I doubt it will. I'm depressed too but there's an easy explanation -- I saw my mother-in-law 3x last week

 

[mvbski]

Lander,what lull NASCAR will be running then

 

[lander]

MV,
Sure. Let me just run out now and stock up on some Jerky and Colt 45

 

[mvbski]

let me fire up the winnebago and where off

 

[Skyweasel]

at the sentiment in this thread, especially this:

"I HAD A MAJOR ARGUMENT WITH A LESBIAN AT STARBUCKS SHE WAS BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC IT ALMOST CAME TO BLOWS THANK GOD THE MANAGER WAS A BIG COLORED GUY BECAUSE I WAS OUTNUMBERED 5 TO 1."

Was she breast-feeding another lesbian?

I bet that manager wouldn't bail you out if he knew who you were. He'd probably beat you silly.

 

[sphincter]

""I HAD A MAJOR ARGUMENT WITH A LESBIAN AT STARBUCKS SHE WAS BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC IT ALMOST CAME TO BLOWS THANK GOD THE MANAGER WAS A BIG COLORED GUY BECAUSE I WAS OUTNUMBERED 5 TO 1."...

btj is a national treasure......this has to ba an early favorite for post of the year.....


thanks,jim....you just chased my blues away.....but `ill probably have to get a new keyboard after spitting water all over my computer center.....

you`re a pimp and a half,my man...

 

[HEART]

I was sad on Saturday, too. It was my B'day and my mom didn't even called me !! But I'm over it now!!