My friend just threatened to kick me in the shin

[BigB402]

my friend just said they were going to kick me in the shin. I don't feel like I deserve this, but, just in case, what is the best defense? I would like to be able to possibly avoid any major damage or harm. Your advice is wanted and possibly needed..

Thanks, have a blessed day

 

[Ironman_8]

A good offense is the best defense. Just give your friend a right hook then an uppercut to the jaw.


You have a blessed day as well.

 

[goodcall]

jump

 

[kingbill]

Lift your foot and turn it side ways (45 degree angle). Strike his shin just above the foot before he hits you.

Or a punch in the neck usually stops most people.

So what did you do to deserve a kick in the ankle?

 

[tkim11]

Colt 45 to the dome. Or a ninja star to the eye. Maybe a bat to the knee cap

 

[BankerC]

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[LarryTalbot]

:lolBIG: , the best part of that movie. Throwing a piece of steak comes in 2nd.

 

[goodcall]

:lolBIG: , the best part of that movie. Throwing a piece of steak comes in 2nd.

That's what I'm talkin' about
:lolBIG:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Fuck his girlfriend.

 

[oldirtyku]

Kick him in the balls...

 

[Coldweather]

Run away and hide.

:toast:

 

[Rev_Al]

best video ever for self defence

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[clickers]

hahahha

 

[LarryTalbot]

thank you. hahahahaa