My first ever pay-per-post thread: Buck a post

[viking611]

i don't love that all in push with q8.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Vike,
Thanks for the rail.

He checks on short stack, I put him to test.

You are probably right, but I got 65% he folds.

Unless he got the nuts, which of course he has.

Thanks for railing, say some shit to me in chat to encourage me.
I just got my ban lifting for calling someone a ballsuckingcunt.

 

[viking611]

won't let me chat.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Never professed to be a great poker player.

It was a stupid aggro move that backfired, won't be the last.

 

[GreenDoberman]

One for you here V-dog.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Not hard to play AK suited there.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Could use a decent cash to get be back to breakeven for the day though.

Was more playing to run through FPPS for rakeback.

 

[GreenDoberman]

viking,
if you are still watching this is a hard hand for me.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Laid down 22 and AJ in two tourneys.

I hate feeling like Mr. Vadgina.

 

[viking611]

i still got ya up. watching someone else play omaha which really gets my wheels turning.

 

[GreenDoberman]

You are all bitches,

No let me rephrase that

HOODEE HOOO

Some bitch in Russia made a vodka to fuel my fire, to make up shit, to make you a bitch.

Hang on I gotta see if I'm calling or raising for $16 bucks..

Never mind I'm a bitch.

 

[viking611]

HORSE SHIV GD. sucks when you one away from the $$

 

[GreenDoberman]

Bad beat, we Move on.

Anybody alive I'm playing the 18p/45p MTTs.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Losing at poker sucks, I've lost more in broken computer mouses than Central African countries' GDP sadly.

But it's perspective, play the hand you are ahead or behind and the percentages take their toll.

Actuarial, in fact.

If we don't factor the tilt (and vodka factor).

Good times, we win.
Good times, they win.
Average times, I win.

 

[GreenDoberman]

I'm still really drunk, still gambling, and trying to put a smile on.

I thought that was what Wilhiem signed me to a $10,000 a month contract, am I wrong.

 

[Mr.Smith]

what site are you playing poker at?

 

[GreenDoberman]

I really truly suck at this.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Mr. Smith, give me a game and stakes and lets roll.
I'm feeling Mr. Vadgina at poker right now.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Mr. Smith,
I'll play you heads up to $50, any more you balla, i suck.
Pstars.

 

[GreenDoberman]

fuck me, I play 20/30/50 tourneys. bubble on bb.

I'm dominating the fuck out of 3.25.

You think I'm a balla.

No, fucking sad.