My first ever pay-per-post thread: Buck a post

[GreenDoberman]

Need to get to NoVa, a little BBQ on the bro-in-law's deck would be nice. Hopefully the nephews don't drive me crazy.
March sounds pretty good about now.

 

[tooran]

Wait until you hear about the transaction fees and recurring subscription costs.

Don't be going Columbia House on my ass.

I, too, am drunk.

Kokanee -- they're brewed in the Kootenays.... :toast:

 

[GreenDoberman]

since you made me google that beer Tooran, you're getting free unlimited posts for the duration of this thread.

I have a soft spot for drunks.
I have a soft spot for me.
I am a drunk.

 

[GreenDoberman]

 

[GreenDoberman]

Accompaniment to Kokanee beer, no goddamn not the woman:

 

[GreenDoberman]

GreenDoberman 6 7
Porno Paul 3 6

Again.

 

[tooran]

This might have to be my new desktop background. Nice find...

Each label on each Kokanee beer is unique, and there's a hidden mountain man hiding somewhere in the Rockies on each beer. It's tough to find sometimes when you're sober, let alone drunk...

 

[RupertPupkin]

rupe,
i may fly to sj, cr on sunday. Big poker tourney in herradura (sp?), wanna play?

fukk yea , if you do fly in, pm me , ill give my contact info

 

[GreenDoberman]

Nice marketing, the ole hidden mountain man on the beer car. I'm looking for it right now on a Sunkist can. Guess I should reign in the drinking for the evening. Nah.

 

[RupertPupkin]

I think I might want to try me some of that Ko-Kane

 

[barman]

Just wanted to check out how drunk you are, so I borrowed BARMAN's login....He'll have to owe you the buck

Sincerely

Some Other Guy

 

[GreenDoberman]

Day was dragging, so I threw on the legendary Colt Brennan Hawaii jersey.

What do you know, an instant shot of adrenaline (that and 4 Georgia defensive linemen).

Es ok, barman, enjoy the Costa Rican experience. If you see a really ugly fat hooker at the del rey tell her the Doberman say hi.

You are comped for this one.

 

[barman]

Figured I'd borrow Barman's ID too so I could find out how often you're Refreshing this thread to keep track of your new riches

Sincerely

A Different Guy Than The Last Guy

 

[GreenDoberman]

Maybe we should take a trip down memory lane:

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[GreenDoberman]

So I'm sitting in a bar off the east coast of Africa with the owner who happens to be a German man named Hans. "Hans, I say, that sounds Austrian?".

"You watch to much zee teevee and zee saturday night live, hans is zee fucking german name if you want dinner".

A big burly man slaps down a massive fish on the table, still flopping and gasping for air, "Dinner", he blurts and walks away.

Hans reaches for his pocketknife and starts cutting at the innards.

"Are you going to cook it, der fuhrer?", I ask.

"You got zee fucking lighter", Hans cocks back.

He chunks off pieces of flesh from the now inert fish as the waitress arrives with salt, lemon, and oil.

"So when is zee jet plane leaving?" Hans smirks as he slurps down a piece of poisson.

 

[GreenDoberman]

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[NES]

How much is it for an LOL?

 

[GreenDoberman]

I think USF got too caught up in a coupon-clipping frenzy searching for two-for-ones for Cincinnati chili on their roadtrip.

Word is they were caught diving in dumpsters behind Houshmanzadeh's house.

God knows this team hasn't been the same since Fishhead jumped on the bandwagon circa mid-2007.

 

[GreenDoberman]

after that last wisecrack from me, you get a buy one get one free :lolBIG: NES.

 

[GreenDoberman]

This is for NES, you want to be the man you got to beat the man:

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