my dick is burning

[soonerdawg1]

guess i didn't wipe my hands good enough after i applied after shave to my face....took a piss and now my little dickey doo is burney burney

 

[billhill999]

Q. Why are urine and seman two different colors?

 

[barman]

Because seamen use bleach when washing their uniforms

 

[barman]

guess i didn't wipe my hands good enough after i applied after shave to my face....took a piss and now my little dickey doo is burney burney

SD, that sound panful....do you shave by yer dik? Juts ask becuz the young girls who dance w/me at the discos say it look hot...................bm


ps....thye lik prince alburts to...........lol....................bm

 

[billhill999]

Because seamen use bleach when washing their uniforms

Because gays can tell if they are cumming or going.

 

[soonerdawg1]

goddammit barnman, how fuckin hard is it to stay the fuck out my threads....don't make nme suck dick....this your last warning.....sd

 

[soonerdawg1]

by the way, everything is fine now....i appreciate everyone's concern regarding my cock

 

[barman]

sorry SD, not want piss you off.....but thoght if you not know what prince alburt is....I was gonna post pik

....found this instead and it made me lol......................lol.........................bm

ps..........always taste fresh.......................lol.............bm

 

[Scoops]

I know how you feel.Shaved my nads the other day and after shaved'em.It'll keep you on your toes but it doesn't last that long.
On a side note ,always make sure to wash your hands after handling peppers,been there done that...too many times.I'm glad to hear that your cock a doodle doo is doing fine now though.Take it easy on the little guy,handle him with care.