My Boner

[passingthewind]

I dont know about the rest of you but my boner seems to stretch out and then bends down. I imagine this probably could be caused from years of getting a boner and it bending down in my pants. I am proud of my boner and how large it looms.

 

[wiesman02]

Bends down, eh ? Sounds like a defective penis to me. The upward benders are the g-spot hitters. Looks like yours is perfect for anal sex. probably the exact shape of the intestinal tract.

Looks like you know what to do brotha. Just go find some porno anal whores and show 'em who's boss.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I haven't gotten a completely erect, full-feeling erection since god knows when. Somebody hook me up with some viagra, for the love of god.

 

[whalewager]

hit it against the kenmore...it will swell up

 

[kingbill]

I have to watch gapping ass porn just to get morning piss wood

 

[whalewager]

rodents and midgets here

 

[passingthewind]

Sick Bastards.

 

[ClipJoint]

I recommend taking Mr Biggz pills and you will be hard as a rock...not to mention have a bigger boner than your thigh. :toast:

 

[kingbill]

RE: Mr Biggz Pills

I tried hanging a weight off it or a week, I got the colour right but it did nothing to the length
:smoking: