Jenny honey:
Heard you're not coming down this time. That's toooo bad, I was so willing to meet you personally.
BTW, you look very cute in your Mardi Gras attire. I will hopefully spend next carnival in N'awlins with you girls.
Take care.
Oh, who's gonna be king of the Cheesy Pick-Up Line?
Heard you're not coming down this time. That's toooo bad, I was so willing to meet you personally.
Take care.
Oh, who's gonna be king of the Cheesy Pick-Up Line?
Thats right Jen we have to crown a King of the pick up lines
let us vote.. get back to you
let us vote.. get back to you
Here's my attempt at showing what kind of guy I am:
"Jenny, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit!"
I know - I can just see Jenny getting weak in the knees at that one - and she is as good as mine now!
Having said that - I thought the best pic of Jenny is the one that is mostly a headshot from outside - where she isn't trying to be all glamourous and "glitzed up" and actually looks best that way.
By the way, Jenny, "I know you think I'm like the others before - who saw your name and number on the wall." (a line from the Tommy 2-tone song, "Jenny, 867-5309).
Any chance of a 3-some with Jenny and Angelle?
"Jenny, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit!"
I know - I can just see Jenny getting weak in the knees at that one - and she is as good as mine now!
Having said that - I thought the best pic of Jenny is the one that is mostly a headshot from outside - where she isn't trying to be all glamourous and "glitzed up" and actually looks best that way.
By the way, Jenny, "I know you think I'm like the others before - who saw your name and number on the wall." (a line from the Tommy 2-tone song, "Jenny, 867-5309).
Any chance of a 3-some with Jenny and Angelle?
Here are all the cheesy pick up lines we have so far….
LAST CALL !
Some great ones so far but...
I know ya'll can be more cheesy than this.
Ham- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
“May I have a date with you?”
DickyW- “Your body's name must be VISA because it's everywhere I want to be ”
“Lets do breakfast sometime! Should I call you or just nudge you?”
Dante- “So baby, What are doing for Sex tonight? ”
Joeyc- “Five Hundred Dollars - You ready to go?”
Walk- “Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cos I'd sure love to tap that ass.”
“Jenny baby, how would you like your eggs? Scrambled, pouched or fertilized?”
Tuborg- “jenny i grew up in the hood
its all good
i'm aimin to please
mine's bigger then johnny keyes”
8- “Baby check it out
you got me mezmorized
With your pretty hair
and your fat ass thighs
Street poetry is my everyday
but yo I had to stop when you walked my way
If I was working at the club
You would not pay!!!
Listen to me honey, ah honey listen here please,
If sexy were a virus then you'd have a disease.
Slamming is your style and,
Let me speak for a while and,
Tell you all about the GRAND SLAMMIN
Why you smilin?”
SEC- “Yeah. I make a lot of money”
Uncle- “I would HIT IT,,,then, i would drive over to Ken's house, steal a bottle of Viagra,,, then HIT IT again...I would HIT IT until the feathers started popping out of the pillows, then, i would stick a feather in her butt, and HIT IT one more time !"”
I'd hit it until the feathers popped out of me.
Thrillseeker- “Pick me, Pick me, I'm your man
Won't pull no scams like the journeyman
I'll post more pictures than Uncle B
And change more bets than Identity
Won't bash cascade like beantownjim
He's still crying like his name is Kim
We'll party hard with Lenny and Dave
we'll drop 660 on beantownjim's next fade
I promise to hit it hard, fast, and loud
we'll even make the Hit-It-Posse proud”
LAST CALL !
Some great ones so far but...
I know ya'll can be more cheesy than this.
Ham- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
“May I have a date with you?”
DickyW- “Your body's name must be VISA because it's everywhere I want to be ”
“Lets do breakfast sometime! Should I call you or just nudge you?”
Dante- “So baby, What are doing for Sex tonight? ”
Joeyc- “Five Hundred Dollars - You ready to go?”
Walk- “Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cos I'd sure love to tap that ass.”
“Jenny baby, how would you like your eggs? Scrambled, pouched or fertilized?”
Tuborg- “jenny i grew up in the hood
its all good
i'm aimin to please
mine's bigger then johnny keyes”
8- “Baby check it out
you got me mezmorized
With your pretty hair
and your fat ass thighs
Street poetry is my everyday
but yo I had to stop when you walked my way
If I was working at the club
You would not pay!!!
Listen to me honey, ah honey listen here please,
If sexy were a virus then you'd have a disease.
Slamming is your style and,
Let me speak for a while and,
Tell you all about the GRAND SLAMMIN
Why you smilin?”
SEC- “Yeah. I make a lot of money”
Uncle- “I would HIT IT,,,then, i would drive over to Ken's house, steal a bottle of Viagra,,, then HIT IT again...I would HIT IT until the feathers started popping out of the pillows, then, i would stick a feather in her butt, and HIT IT one more time !"”
I'd hit it until the feathers popped out of me.
Thrillseeker- “Pick me, Pick me, I'm your man
Won't pull no scams like the journeyman
I'll post more pictures than Uncle B
And change more bets than Identity
Won't bash cascade like beantownjim
He's still crying like his name is Kim
We'll party hard with Lenny and Dave
we'll drop 660 on beantownjim's next fade
I promise to hit it hard, fast, and loud
we'll even make the Hit-It-Posse proud”
Jenny:
Don't forget the two Acapulco tix..
"I'd hit it till I got no more taste in my mouth"
Don't forget the two Acapulco tix..
"I'd hit it till I got no more taste in my mouth"
ok - here are some more attempts:
Me: You look like my 1st wife.
Jenny: How many times have you been married
Me: None
Me: You look like my 1st wife.
Jenny: How many times have you been married
Me: None
LMAO..
a cheesy line off...
that is great
a cheesy line off...
that is great
