Morning Wood?

[Skoal37]

Does anyone know why men usually wake up with morning wood? I'd say at least 4 to 5 days of the week I wake up with a boner. I mean rock hard. Its fucking weird cause I am sleepling. I'm not dreaming of banging Jenna Jameson or anything. I just wake up with my cock as hard as a roll of quarters. Its weird shit I tell ya.

Any info?

 

[Jack Herer]

Urine that accumulates in your bladder during the night puts pressure on nerve endings giving you an erection. That´s why after you pee you usually lose the erection and then you won´t have one again ´till maybe the next morning.

 

[kidman232]

i better not catch u with any morning wood jack.... now that we are bunk mates

 

[Skoal37]

Urine that accumulates in your bladder during the night puts pressure on nerve endings giving you an erection. That´s why after you pee you usually lose the erection and then you won´t have one again ´till maybe the next morning.

nice insights. But I do get boners throughout the day at work either thinking about and ass or looking at some of the female co-workers.

 

[Jack Herer]

Fuck you kidman. You live with homos, you wear lipstick, and your eyes have that ¨I love the cock¨ look. I will never ever be your mate.

 

[johnboland]

That "Lil Ole Band From Tejas" ZZ Top did a song once entitled "Woke Up With Wood."

 

[Jack Herer]

Oh shit, this thread was started by Skocksucker37, guy who talks to his friends about sucking cock for X amount of money. I shouldn´t have answered. Like I told you before, I ain´t talking to no homo.

 

[kidman232]

Im telling MOM

 

[Skoal37]

Oh shit, this thread was started by Skocksucker37, guy who talks to his friends about sucking cock for X amount of money. I shouldn´t have answered. Like I told you before, I ain´t talking to no homo.

Now this is coming from a guy who lives with his parents and his avatar looks like he's a faggot! bwhahahahhah

Oh by the way, he was voted most disliked poster on the RX.

 

[MikeB]

Does anyone know why men usually wake up with morning wood? I'd say at least 4 to 5 days of the week I wake up with a boner. I mean rock hard. Its fucking weird cause I am sleepling. I'm not dreaming of banging Jenna Jameson or anything. I just wake up with my cock the size of a roll of dimes. Its weird shit I tell ya.

Any info?

Sorry to hear that.

 

[PBR]

I'm lucky to find it in the morning.

 

[ZJP6050]

nice insights. But I do get boners throughout the day at work either thinking about and ass or looking at some of the female co-workers.

puberty

 

[Rambo]

nice insights. But I do get boners throughout the day at work either thinking about and ass or looking at some of the female co-workers.

It's because you never get laid hence you are very horny. Go out and get some, loser.

 

[Jack Herer]

Skoal, would you rather have sex with a hot chick for nothing or suck a guys cock for $1 million?

 

[barman]

Skoal, would you rather have sex with a hot chick for nothing or suck a guys cock for $1 million?

I think that deep down, we all know the answer to that question for ourselves


Bar

videotape is extra

 

[eoghater]

Does anyone know why men usually wake up with morning wood? I'd say at least 4 to 5 days of the week I wake up with a boner. I mean rock hard. Its fucking weird cause I am sleepling. I'm not dreaming of banging Jenna Jameson or anything. I just wake up with my cock as hard as a roll of quarters. Its weird shit I tell ya.

Any info?

you're the one with the fart fetish right?

I'm sure smelling the farts from overnight might have something to do with it.

 

[Skoal37]

you're the one with the fart fetish right?

I'm sure smelling the farts from overnight might have something to do with it.

bwahahhahhahha good one!

Nah I have a gf for a few yrs now. But, I still pop boners constantly throughout the day.

 

[ZJP6050]

bwahahhahhahha good one!

Nah I have a gf for a few yrs now. But, I still pop boners constantly throughout the day.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. so funny.