TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY
EVEN THE MOUSE.
MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE
AND DAD SMOKING GRASS
I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN
FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS.
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER
I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE
TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
THEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I SAW A BIG DICK
I KNEW IT A MOMENT
IT MUST BE SAINT NICK.
HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
THE ****ER HAD FELL.
HE FILLED ALL OUT STOCKINGS
WITH PRETZELS AND BEER
AND A BIG RUBBER DICK
FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER.
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY
WITH A THUNDEROUS FART
THE SON OF A BITCH
BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART.
HE SWORE AND HE CURSED
AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT
PISS ON YOU ALL
AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY
EVEN THE MOUSE.
MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE
AND DAD SMOKING GRASS
I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN
FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS.
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER
I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE
TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
THEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I SAW A BIG DICK
I KNEW IT A MOMENT
IT MUST BE SAINT NICK.
HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
THE ****ER HAD FELL.
HE FILLED ALL OUT STOCKINGS
WITH PRETZELS AND BEER
AND A BIG RUBBER DICK
FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER.
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY
WITH A THUNDEROUS FART
THE SON OF A BITCH
BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART.
HE SWORE AND HE CURSED
AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT
PISS ON YOU ALL
AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.
