Million Dollar Question!

[99steak]

Top Half Or Bottom Half?


I pick top half. You can still talk dirty, screw her mouth and get hand job. Bottom half is obviously nice but you would get bored of it fast!

 

[AlwayzRight]

Top...easily

 

[koidog]

If she's into Anal, bottom half.

 

[Rambo]

I wouldnt be able to keep a hard on if i was staring at a giant fish eye.

 

[mrcrash]

If she shaves, bottom half

 

[BronxCheer+]

A , I'll be sucking titties for a while and she can always suck dick

 

[Earn_Real_Luis]

I wouldnt be able to keep a hard on if i was staring at a giant fish eye.

+1 plus the fish breath :>(

 

[tanner12oz]

+1 plus the fish breath :>(

thats her twat not her breath

 

[koidog]

+1 plus the fish breath :>(

I think even a regular Mermaid would have a fish diet...living in the Ocean and all.

 

[kingbill]

Have to go with the top mermaid...just from a pure sanity point...I need someone who will listen to my incoherent ramblings plus she'll have arms to cook and clean

 

[RICK1979]

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Looking at the situation and analyzing I came with the conclusion that u should have option C) NEITHER... I can't see my self fucking half animal/woman, I mean that's just seek IMO but there sick bustards like u guys that would fuck such a thing jajaja horny bastards...I rather cut her in half and fvck the shit out of her but than again that would be pretty insane too. Just to imagine she's half animal makes it fvcking gross ya know..

PEACE!!

 

[Rawpimple]

are you kidding me????

Bottom half


Then you can screw the hell out of it and not hear it whine, complain, or ask you to spend time with it

 

[kingbill]

are you kidding me????

Bottom half


Then you can screw the hell out of it and not hear it whine, complain, or ask you to spend time with it

Would you change your mind if the top half was married? @)

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

I fucked a mermaaaiiiiiiiddddddd.
Top half by far.

 

[festeringZit]

top half for me...

 

[Hookandcrook+]

are you kidding me????

Bottom half


Then you can screw the hell out of it and not hear it whine, complain, or ask you to spend time with it

Not to mention, it looks like that fish could give a mean blow job.