The Marines Corps was offering an early retirement bonus to all who were qualified. They promised any Marine who volunteered a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between two points on their bodies. The Marines would choose what those two points would be.
The first Marine to accept the offer was an old Light Bird who insisted on being measured from his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured as 6' and walked off with an extra $72k.
The next Marine Was a General and not to be outdone by the Lt. Col. asked to be measure with from the tips of his out stretched hands to the tip of his toes and walked off with $96K extra.
The third Marine was an old salty Gunnery Sgt. who wanted to be measured from the tip of his dick to his balls. The old Gunny would not change his mind when advised by the two Officers who went before him. The Corpsman had the Gunny drop his draws and proceeded to take the measurement when he suddenly stopped and took a step backwards. The Corpsman said "my God Gunny, where the hell are your balls?" The old grizzily Gunny replied "Vietnam, where's my check?"
Off to my hometown, NYC, for the BIG CELEBRATION on Super Tuesday.
Semper Fi,
Lt. Dan
The first Marine to accept the offer was an old Light Bird who insisted on being measured from his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured as 6' and walked off with an extra $72k.
The next Marine Was a General and not to be outdone by the Lt. Col. asked to be measure with from the tips of his out stretched hands to the tip of his toes and walked off with $96K extra.
The third Marine was an old salty Gunnery Sgt. who wanted to be measured from the tip of his dick to his balls. The old Gunny would not change his mind when advised by the two Officers who went before him. The Corpsman had the Gunny drop his draws and proceeded to take the measurement when he suddenly stopped and took a step backwards. The Corpsman said "my God Gunny, where the hell are your balls?" The old grizzily Gunny replied "Vietnam, where's my check?"
Off to my hometown, NYC, for the BIG CELEBRATION on Super Tuesday.
Semper Fi,
Lt. Dan
