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Taoism; Shit happens
Confucianism; Confucius says, "shit happens."
Buddhism; If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen-Buddhism; What is the sound of shit happening?
Hindism; This shit happened before.
Islam; If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism; Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism If shit happens you deserve it.
Mormonism; Shit doesn't happen to us.
Calvinism; Shit is predestined to happen.
Presbyterianism; Shit happens because it was planned that way.
Unitarianism; We will study shit happening
Quakerism; Bless the happening of the shit.
Methodism; Shit will not happen to you unless you smoke, drink or dance.
Deism; Shit happens everywhere
Deveel Whorship; You will buy this shit.
Atheism; Shit doesn't happen.
Agnosticism; I don't know whether shit happens.
Dyslexism; Tish happens.
Puritanism; Shit happening is God's punishment.
Fundamentalism; If the scriptures do not say shit happens, it does not happen.
Secular Humanism; It is the fault of society that shit happens.
Liberation Theology; It is the fault of the rich that shit happens
Dianetics; Why does shit happen? See page 462.
Heaven's Gate; Oh, my God! Shit didn't happen!
Communism; Shit is required to happen to everybody.
Charasmatic; Shit happens. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
New Age Theology; Shit happening leads to self awareness.
Existentialism; There is nothing except shit happening.
Satanism; We make shit happen.
Santaism; He's making a shitlist and checking it twice.
TV Evangelism; Watch the shit happen. (And please send money to help keep us on the air.)
Jehovah's Witnesses; {Knock, knock} Excuse me, may I have five minutes of your time to tell you exactly why shit happens?
Judaism; Why does shit always happen to us?
Hippiism; Hey, man, try some of this goovy Columbian shit!
Paganism; Shit above, shit below.
Wicca; Shit will return threefold.
Hare Krishna; Shit happens, shit happens, happens happens, shit shit shit.