Men and Women - The Ladder Theory

[FuriousDrew]

http://laddertheory.com/

Have you guys seen this?

Very true, and very funny theory about sex and attraction between men and women. Love the pie charts and scenarios they give. I love having this discussion with hot women who claim they have a lot of guy "friends":

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I agree with basically everything about this theory and how it relates to attraction and women. Very cool read.
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[CaptainBone]

Good reading material.

 

[FuriousDrew]

The men vs womens "ladders" are totally spot on.

Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:

• "You're like a brother to me"
• "You're like a big teddy bear".
• "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
• "You're so nice"
• "Can you help me with my homework"

Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

You can see that a lot of problems can be avoided(though sadly not problem two) by declaring as soon as possible to a girl that you will not be friends under any circumstances.

You can explain that she is too attractive or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends" over a table and fuck them, but would rather play poker and go to the races with them, thus disqualifying her from friendship. As long as you are clear.

This may scare a girl away. But if it does what would you want with such a skittish little twit anyway?

Amen.

 

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Here's a couple of lines that kill which I don't think I saw on there:

"You're such a great guy, I can't believe you're single."

"Whoever you end up with is going to be so lucky."

Funny how bitches say this shit but don't realize the only reason they're allowed to talk to you is because you deem them worthy of slobbering on your ****.

 

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By the way, thanks to the mods for keeping c ock censored, cocksuckers.