Maxim Hot 100

[UncleMoneybags]

I finally got around to reading this and was wondering what everyone thought about this or what in your opinion are some of the errors in it. For me:

Paris Hilton #8 Are you Serious?

Christina Aguilera #3 She must suck a mean cock to continually get high rankings.

Mischa Barton #6 She looks about 13 in that picture.

Jessica Alba #9 should be top 4.

I must be way out of the loop because I've never heard of any of the bottom 10.

 

[MondoMan]

What exactly is wrong with Paris Hilton?

 

[WildBill]

You can find girls at the mall in LA better looking than Paris. She is just famous and has lots of money, but top 100 come on. That other girl in the stupid TV show was better looking than her.

 

[UncleMoneybags]

mondoman,

My distaste for Paris has a lot to do with her personality and just her demeanor in general. Her stick figure form imo is not top 8. I appreciate the feedback if your pro-Paris. I believe this list is supposed to identify sexsational women or women with the "heat factor" which is probably code for they have a quota for underrepresented groups.

 

[UncleMoneybags]

#27 Nicole Richie

 

[newton0038]

Paris is on the skanky side but her smarter sister Nicole Hilton stays the **** out of the bullshit lime light and is HOT HOT HOT

 

[superstar]

Paris Hilton should have a better ranking, the girl have great oral skills

 

[UncleMoneybags]

superstar,

To each his own, I suppose. The level of support for Paris in this thread is surprising to me.

 

[winkyduck]

if maxim thinks paris hilton is the 8th hottest woman alive - that tells me all i need to know about this list - as well as the fact nicole ritchie is #27.

paris has a nice body (and i fully agree with newton - nicole hilton is MUCH hotter) but her face shows a lot of wear and tear on it and she also does nothing for me. nicole ritchie is someone you would need to wear at least 6 condoms before even thinking of getting it anywhere near that hole - and even then - not sure i'd wanna do it - and if i did it - as soon as i got done - a full 30 minute shower to make sure i washed away all memories of her.

i have no problem with jessica alba rated highly - for she is HOT - and for her to be rated below paris - even if by 1 spot - is a joke.

i don't know who #1 is - but if pamela anderson or j. lo(ad) is even in the top 10 - it convinces me this poll is a joke! and jennifer garner BETTER be in the top 10, too!

 

[RIOSHILL]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Uncle Moneybags:
I finally got around to reading this and was wondering what everyone thought about this or what in your opinion are some of the errors in it. For me:

Paris Hilton #8 Are you Serious?

Christina Aguilera #3 She must suck a mean cock to continually get high rankings.

Mischa Barton #6 She looks about 13 in that picture.

Jessica Alba #9 should be top 4.

I must be way out of the loop because I've never heard of any of the bottom 10.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Great analysis

 

[UncleMoneybags]

winkyduck,

I am a big Jessica Alba fan.

I was pissed they put her so low.

Top 10

10. Halle Berry
9. Jessica Alba
8. Paris Hilton
7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
6. Mischa Barton
5. Jennifer Lopez
4. Anna Kournikova
3. Christina Aguilera
2. Beyonce Knowles
1. Jessica Simpson

 

[UncleMoneybags]

Pamela Anderson #35

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

Spike TV did one of these Top 100 lists a few months ago...think it was sponsored by one of the men's magazines...Maxim, FHM, Stuff, etc...

Anyway, Queen Latifah was in the Top 10...I am not shitting you.

QUEEN LATIFAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess they wanted to be politically correct...with Latifah, you kill two birds with one stone...African-American and fat.....

 

[SHAWN GOTTI]

QUEEN LATIFAH???? WELL ID HIT IT!!!!

 

[UncleMoneybags]

100. Tamala Jones
99. Amanda Swisten
98. Missi Pyle
97. K.D. Aubert
96. Tamie Sheffield
95. Brody Dalle
94. Giuliana Depandi
93. Nadine Velazquez
92. Melissa Howard
91. Eva Longoria
90. Jill Wagner
89. Rosario Dawson
88. Lindsay Price
87. Christina DaRe
86. Victoria Pratt
85. Maria Menounos
84. Dido
83. Blu Cantrell
82. Thalia
81. Daisy Fuentes
80. Rachel Nichols
79. Zooey Deschanel
78. Vanessa Marcil
77. Paulina Rubio
76. Elena Lyons
75. Eva Green
74. Bianca Kajilch
73. Mandy Moore
72. Cameron Richardson
71. Victoria Beckham
70. Monika Kramlik
69. Milla Jovovich
68. Rachel Hunter
67. Christina Applegate
66. Brooke Burns
65. Larissa Meek
64. Fergie
63. Shannyn Sossamon
62. Tricia Helfer
61. Rachel Perry
60. Monet Mazur
59. Eva Mendes
58. Rachel Bilson
57. Anna Faris
56. Kelly Hu
55. Catherine Bell
54. Shakira
53. Naomi Watts
52. Mya
51. Gina Gershon

 

[UncleMoneybags]

50. Amber Brkich
49. Kylie Minogue
48. Kelis
47. Ana Hickmann
46. Paige Butcher
45. Liz Phair
44. Kate Bosworth
43. Charlize Theron
42. Brooke Burke
41. Gisele Bundchen
40. Shania Twain
39. Amber Arbucci
38. Liv Tyler
37. Krista Allen
36. Britney Spears
35. Pam Anderson
34. Uma Thurman
33. Gwen Stefani
32. Mariah Carey
31. Jessica Biel
30. Sara Foster
29. Ashanti
28. Shannon Elizabeth
27. Nicole Richie
26. Kate Hudson

 

[UncleMoneybags]

25. Maggie Gyllenhaal
24. Portia de Rossi
23. Josie Maran
22. Cameron Diaz
21. Elisha Cuthbert
20. Michelle Branch
19. Kirsten Dunst
18. Keira Knightley
17. Angelina Jolie
16. Kim Smith
15. Janet Jackson
14. Brittany Murphy
13. Scarlett Johansson
12. Carmen Electra
11. Eve

 

[Walterjohnson]

paris has a nice body <>Are you serious? You into bones? yuck:nono5:

 

[DENIRO]

scarlett johansson/britanny murphy will be a great fvk

angeline jolie is 1 weird chick

i bet her flaps look weird

where the hell is my brown sugar tanya banks

 

[LEYKIS101]

42. Brooke Burke - Wow, she's top 10 material in my book. :hump: