March 14 is Steak and BJ day

[the_czar]

Don't forget to take off of work early, no stopping by the bar.

http://www.steakandbj.com/v2/

 

[mlfp]

Incredible. This couldn't be better as it falls on my anniversary... Steak and BJ here I come!

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I just sent this link to the woman I'm currently sleeping with and she said its a go !!! Sweet.

:bunnies:

However Thursday night is gonna be salmon and cunnilingus night.

:smoking:

 

[mlfp]

Ouch, double dipping of fish huh?

 

[xpanda]

Showed the boyfriend this thread ... his reply: "Baby, every day is steak and BJ day."

Fair enough.

Every day is Valentine's Day, too, ya?

 

[teazeman]

Showed the boyfriend this thread ... his reply: "Baby, every day is steak and BJ day."

fcuk him for rubbing it in on us X, mind if we kill his ass so you'll be available.....please

 

[xpanda]

fcuk him for rubbing it in on us X, mind if we kill his ass so you'll be available.....please

haha

If it makes you feel any better, we don't actually see each other <i>every single</I> day. And right now I have a bad head cold and am all stuffed up, so...

But thanks for a great laugh. :>Grin>

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Showed the boyfriend this thread ... his reply: "Baby, every day is steak and BJ day."

Fair enough.

Every day is Valentine's Day, too, ya?

No. Every day is steak and BJ day. Every day is NOT Valentine's Day; it's put up with your annoying, won't-shut-the-fuck-up, nagging girlfriend in order to collect on the steak and BJ deal day.

 

[JakeT.]

No. Every day is steak and BJ day. Every day is NOT Valentine's Day; it's put up with your annoying, won't-shut-the-fuck-up, nagging girlfriend in order to collect on the steak and BJ deal day.

Word.

 

[GREENHEAD]

Showed the boyfriend this thread ... his reply: "Baby, every day is steak and BJ day."

Fair enough.(QUOTE XPANDA)



Do you ever kiss him after you give him a BJ?

 

[Rawpimple]

Great thread...Gotta love the greeting card for it...

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

Love me tender
Love me sweet
On March 14th
It’s all about your meat!




I SAY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US COME UP WITH OUR OWN MARCH 14th greeting.....lets get to work!!!

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Eat me and pass the A1 ho.

 

[the_czar]

here is my weak attempt at poetry:

I may be old, but i am long
So put my meat where it belongs
Surrounded by you sweet little lips
While the back of mouth works on my peckers tip

And while you are inhaling my bone
Please don't scream and please don't moan
Because down your throat I will soon splatter
25 ounces of baby batter.

 

[Timetopay]

Eat me and pass the A1 ho.

Joey dont forget in the relationship you are in you are going to have to do it back to him as well....:hump:

 

[antipublic]

lmao my gf's bday is march 14 so she's down to valentines day as her 1 holiday of the year

 

[Rawpimple]

It's March 14th dont be sad
Unbuckle your boyfirend, SkinsRaj's pants, and dont be mad
Expose and swish around his one inch Kosher beef
Take it all in and dont get it stuck between your teeth
While your sucking his little dick
Use your other hands to fire up the grill made of brick
And when your finished giving him head and feeding him prime Kobe beef
You're gonna die bitch and be cut up into little pieces and thrown into 45 sealed Zip Lock bags and discarded into the Atlantic Ocean never to be found again except on March 14th every year where he will fish you out of the water, open the Zip Lock bags and jizz on your remains, only to dump you back in the ocean for another year.
It's March 14th, I love you! Oh yeah sorry about the AIDS you got before you died. I love you!

Author Unknown :drink:

 

[Boxslayer]

Pimple, if you can make one post in your life without Skinsraj's name in it - i'll be very surprised.

The Brown People are supposed to be terrorists and stalkers. You're fuckin creepy dude.

PS - I like my BJ medium well.

 

[Rawpimple]

Pimple, if you can make one post in your life without Skinsraj's name in it - i'll be very surprised.

The Brown People are supposed to be terrorists and stalkers. You're fuckin creepy dude.

PS - I like my BJ medium well.

please find me my last "skinsraj" thread ******. Yeah look real hard. :modemman: :bigfinger

 

[mlfp]

please find me my last "skinsraj" thread ******. Yeah look real hard. :modemman: :bigfinger

No "wah-wah"-ing aloud in the Steak & BJ thread.

 

[Rawpimple]

yeah sorry about that. I should take a nap for 4 hours because at 12 midnight tonight, I will be staying up 24 hours straight. Its Christmas!!!!