Man ejaculates during TSA pat-down

[HarryCaray]

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.




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[CujoLatte]

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[2PLAYSMAX]

Stop the madness

 

[betedgeonly]

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.




http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

lmao...imagine that...might be the worst place in the country to be a tsa agent...and they want to serve in the military....openly....

 

[cocktailsnlongshots+]

NOW>>>>>>>i've heard it all.....i mean..where do u go from there?

 

[Maniac]

The TSA Agent really should have seen that coming with his surname !

 

[barman]

So a guy rubs one out on your junk and when you cum then YOU have committed the assault.

got it

 

[C.P.]

WTF.....LOL....It just never ends

 

[Fishhead]

Quality thread...........

 

[betedgeonly]

So a guy rubs one out on your junk and when you cum then YOU have committed the assault.

got it

word on the street is that nancy pelosi had a tsa agent arrested for not 'rubbing' her long enough during her pat down.....

 

[quantumleap]

You guys are getting soft (pun intended). This is a troll. For those who don't know what a troll is, it means it's not true.

I mean cumm on, the guy's last name is "Cummings"?

 

[roadreeler57]

word on the street is that nancy pelosi had a tsa agent arrested for not 'rubbing' her long enough during her pat down.....

:lolBIG: The MFing TSA Dyke better make her have an orgasm the next time or else

 

[ALSportsJunkie]

You guys are getting soft (pun intended). This is a troll. For those who don't know what a troll is, it means it's not true.

I mean cumm on, the guy's last name is "Cummings"?

As if that wasn't enough...check out the website that the article stemmed from. We have an abundance of one out of two things on this site - idiots or brilliant trolls - I haven't decided which to believe yet...and to think most of these people claim they are lifetime winners gambling.