Lets say you meet a girl and she is super hot and you bring her back home......

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I'd never tell anyone I'm close too, might share the story with a girl I'm trying to bang, could help you skip first base with her all together. As far as the second part of the question, depends how drunk and coked out I am. I'd have to be beyond trashed.
 

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This reminds me of a great story....

Around 25 years ago I am in a lower grade strip club in Columbus Ga. Lots of military guys attended these clubs.
My first time at this particular one.

I go to the bathroom and some big dude is literally crying :cryingcryand is kinda getting his last tears out whilst blowing his nose
and trying to get right before going back out.

I leave bathroom first and sit at a table next to a group of 3 or 4 guys as we are watching this attractive dancer
:niceass:
giving someone a lap dance not too far away.

I make a comment about how hot the dancer is, especially for a joint like this. One of the guys says
"Watch out for her , that is a dude. She gave a blowjob to my friend earlier and then he found out
she had a pecker, it really fucked him up and he started crying about it"

Cue the cryer coming out of the bathroom to join his friends as I silently laughed
at his situation while feeling thankful that they told me about the goo dispenser tucked away in that Gstring,
cuz I would have surely played the Crying Game that night.

A short time later she went with some Mexican dude to the parking lot.
 
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dundee test
A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.
 

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