Lets get serious here, who would have a better shot at scoring with InActionGirl?

[NES]

I mean I dont gamble and that may be a turn off for her but I think I can satisfy her in other ways.

 

[PBR]

If she could have seen my Halloween costume...when I threw my schlong over my shoulder and went as a gas pump...I believe I would be the winner.

 

[MikeB]

I can lick my own eyebrows

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

I can lick my own asshole

Mickeychop!

 

[MikeB]

Comments like that Hunter leave you with only two chances at getting a woman like IAG.

Slim and none. Slim just left.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Comments like that Hunter leave you with only two chances at getting a woman like IAG.

Slim and none. Slim just left.

I don't like degenerate gamblers anyway! Plus I already have the love of my life and her name is Mrs. NES....

 

[MikeB]

I don't like degenerate gamblers anyway! Plus I already have the love of my life and her name is Mrs. NES....

You too?

Friendly girl.

 

[NES]

Well Ize gots me a new girl mofos.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

fuck it I like the original!

 

[PBR]

Well Ize gots me a new girl mofos.

What do you mean, the vote's tied.


VOTE FOR PBR

 

[MikeB]

This is bullshit.

Are you ladies afraid of competition. I don't see my name listed there.

 

[NES]

I was going to add you but then I thought to myself "what the hell would MikeB do with a woman?", and added PubGuy instead.

 

[MikeB]

I was going to add you but then I thought to myself "what the hell would MikeB do with a woman?", and added PubGuy instead.

Ask your wife while she is calling out my name during sex.

 

[NES]

Oh so you must be the "gringo pura mierda" she is calling out to while Im giving her the old "Naranja Mechanica".

 

[Inactiongirl]

Aren't like all of you married?:nono5:

 

[MikeB]

Oh so you must be the "gringo pura mierda" she is calling out to while Im giving her the old "Naranja Mechanica".

Ummmm, if that means -

Oh so you must be the "well hung white guy" she is calling out to while I'm giving her the old "I can't get it up line again", then yes you are right.

 

[pubguy]

Oh so you must be the "gringo pura mierda" she is calling out to while Im giving her the old "Naranja Mechanica".

Orange mechanic? WTF?

 

[NES]

Thats "A Clockwork Orange" in Spanish, shit you are from Texas you dont habla the Espanish?

 

[pubguy]

<table id="entries" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="index">4. </td> <td class="word"> clockwork orange </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2034304"> 47 up, 7 down </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A clockwork orange comes from an old London saying "queer as a clockwork orange". A clockwork orange is actually a wind up doll that is controlled by both god and the devil. Anthony Burgess uses this for his book to symbolize the government almost brainwashing Alex in order to control his bad behavior.
"queer as a clockwork orange"



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Nope. Still don't get it.

 

[PBR]

Aren't like all of you married?:nono5:

Yes, but rubber room polls take precedence...it's understood