With the focus of emphasis of late on the Maricopa Audit, and the dreams of some wackos and QAnons that this is somehow going to result
in the "return" of Trump as POTUS, I decided that perhaps we shouldn't stop there and go back and audit some things in our personal lives
to be sure that what occurred was real and if not, so that we change the results so as to make things right.
Here are a few suggestions of things one might want to consider auditing:
1) Are you tired of your wife and her ways after being married to her for too long but don't want to go through what could be a costly divorce?
Well then, perhaps you should go back and do an audit of the court records and see if you actually married here in the first place.
Just think if the audit reveals that somehow you didn't legally marry her in the first place or even by clerical error married someone else,
then you have hit the jackpot-just drop her like a hot potato and get on with your life.
2) Assuming that #1 is not the case, that you are in a good marriage or relationship, but that you can't "get it up" and/or are not having
a happy love life, one possibility you might try is doing an "audit" of your dreams.
As sbd has suggested, one of his sources claims that evil entities, demonic spirits and beings, rape us in our dreams while we are sleeping
for their own devious purposes.
Perhaps with some kind of hypnotic regression, you can "audit" your dreams and see if in fact you are being robbed of the necessary ingredients
required to have a fulfilling sex life and if so, hire an exorcist so that these folks can no longer function.
3) Are you unhappy that your favorite team in baseball is doing poorly when you expected a lot more?
No problem
All you have to do is "audit" the umpiring crew and especially the home plate umpire in games which your team lost and you believe
should have won, and petition the League to investigate each pitch and the call as well as the umpiring crew itself to be sure that
they held no bias against your team and especially the pitchers.
Surely the League will uphold your protests and immediately overturn the results of the game and declare your team the winner.
4) Are you unhappy with the George Chauvin verdict and believe that he is innocent of all charges no matter what the jurors decided?
Actually this one should be easy to overturn with an "audit."
In this case the audit will simply be to subpoena sbd's "impeccable" source who last summer testified on one of his videos that the George
Floyd murder was staged for political purposes, and that he in fact is alive and well and walking the streets.
I mean how can someone be guilty of murder if the person who he "murdered" was never murdered in the first place?? lol
5) The final one for now is for masochists only.
If you are unhappy because things are not going as badly or as quickly badly as you want them to be, then I suggest that you do an
"audit" of what you have done of late to make you unhappy, ie achievements which make normal people happy, but which
make you as a masochist unhappy.
Go over and audit each of these past events, take notes of why they worked(or in your case failed), and simply do whatever it takes to
undo these things so as to bring you the misery you so richly deserve.
I could go on, but I am going to leave it at that for now as I have to return to "audit" my stocks and perhaps make some investing decisions.
Enjoy your day, everyone, and don't forget that the most important "audit" which occurs in your life will be the one which God and you
conduct for your life.
Lets just say that QAnons and other hateful/racist and divisive beings have a lot of work to do between now and their demise if they want
their audit/review to be a good one!!
in the "return" of Trump as POTUS, I decided that perhaps we shouldn't stop there and go back and audit some things in our personal lives
to be sure that what occurred was real and if not, so that we change the results so as to make things right.
Here are a few suggestions of things one might want to consider auditing:
1) Are you tired of your wife and her ways after being married to her for too long but don't want to go through what could be a costly divorce?
Well then, perhaps you should go back and do an audit of the court records and see if you actually married here in the first place.
Just think if the audit reveals that somehow you didn't legally marry her in the first place or even by clerical error married someone else,
then you have hit the jackpot-just drop her like a hot potato and get on with your life.
2) Assuming that #1 is not the case, that you are in a good marriage or relationship, but that you can't "get it up" and/or are not having
a happy love life, one possibility you might try is doing an "audit" of your dreams.
As sbd has suggested, one of his sources claims that evil entities, demonic spirits and beings, rape us in our dreams while we are sleeping
for their own devious purposes.
Perhaps with some kind of hypnotic regression, you can "audit" your dreams and see if in fact you are being robbed of the necessary ingredients
required to have a fulfilling sex life and if so, hire an exorcist so that these folks can no longer function.
3) Are you unhappy that your favorite team in baseball is doing poorly when you expected a lot more?
No problem
All you have to do is "audit" the umpiring crew and especially the home plate umpire in games which your team lost and you believe
should have won, and petition the League to investigate each pitch and the call as well as the umpiring crew itself to be sure that
they held no bias against your team and especially the pitchers.
Surely the League will uphold your protests and immediately overturn the results of the game and declare your team the winner.
4) Are you unhappy with the George Chauvin verdict and believe that he is innocent of all charges no matter what the jurors decided?
Actually this one should be easy to overturn with an "audit."
In this case the audit will simply be to subpoena sbd's "impeccable" source who last summer testified on one of his videos that the George
Floyd murder was staged for political purposes, and that he in fact is alive and well and walking the streets.
I mean how can someone be guilty of murder if the person who he "murdered" was never murdered in the first place?? lol
5) The final one for now is for masochists only.
If you are unhappy because things are not going as badly or as quickly badly as you want them to be, then I suggest that you do an
"audit" of what you have done of late to make you unhappy, ie achievements which make normal people happy, but which
make you as a masochist unhappy.
Go over and audit each of these past events, take notes of why they worked(or in your case failed), and simply do whatever it takes to
undo these things so as to bring you the misery you so richly deserve.
I could go on, but I am going to leave it at that for now as I have to return to "audit" my stocks and perhaps make some investing decisions.
Enjoy your day, everyone, and don't forget that the most important "audit" which occurs in your life will be the one which God and you
conduct for your life.
Lets just say that QAnons and other hateful/racist and divisive beings have a lot of work to do between now and their demise if they want
their audit/review to be a good one!!
