Just watched Employee of the Month.....

[Illini]

Never really thought too much of Jessica Simpson. I mean, she's pretty and all, but I just never really thought she was all that. But after watching this movie, damn. Those are perfect. Perfect. As in, the best I've ever seen. Rent the movie on that principle alone, and the bonus will be that it's actually not a bad flick either. Out.

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

Will do. I totally don't know what that means, but I want it :toast:

 

[Illini]

I just re-read my initial post, and I don't want to mislead anyone. You don't actually get to see them or anything, as she is fully clothed.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Was interested in seeing it, as Dane Cook can be funny...but the previews make him look like such a f aggot that I couldn't bring myself to see it.

Is it funny at all? Hot girls aren't a good enough reason for me to watch a movie that isn't categorized as pornography.

 

[Illini]

It's pretty funny. It's not Wedding Crashers or anything, but I enjoyed it.

 

[Boxslayer]

Was interested in seeing it, as Dane Cook can be funny...but the previews make him look like such a f aggot that I couldn't bring myself to see it.

Is it funny at all? Hot girls aren't a good enough reason for me to watch a movie that isn't categorized as pornography.

I almost watched Dukes of Hazzard just to see Jessica Simpson, got 5 mins into it and I turned it off.

 

[Antonioli]

Never really thought too much of Jessica Simpson. I mean, she's pretty and all, but I just never really thought she was all that. But after watching this movie, damn. Those are perfect. Perfect. As in, the best I've ever seen. Rent the movie on that principle alone, and the bonus will be that it's actually not a bad flick either. Out.

:fatboy:

Agree 100% with the part though

 

[kingbill]

Was interested in seeing it, as Dane Cook can be funny...but the previews make him look like such a f aggot that I couldn't bring myself to see it.

Is it funny at all? Hot girls aren't a good enough reason for me to watch a movie that isn't categorized as pornography.

WTF is wrong with you....OMG...Dane Cook is the worst thing to happen to Stand-up comedy in Decades, He doesn't tell jokes he tells sentences, He's a f'n Hack.

Seriously I would love to watch Dane Cook Take on Larry the Cable guy in some sort of Special Olympics Death Match for Retards.

wow

 

[SkinsRaj28]

kingbill, some of his older stand-up (pre-deuchbag/fame days) is pretty funny...in general I think he's an idiot who overdoes everything just for the sake of overdoing it because he doesn't actually have anything funny to say, but some of his gesticulations are entertaining.

His most recent stand-up was a colossal waste of time. Absolutely dreadful.

Gesticulations.

Oh and Box, I almost did the same...I couldn't focus for more than five consecutive minutes without wanting to rip my pubes out. Awful movie.

 

[gynecologist]

I think Dane Cook is a rag.. He has yet to make me laugh one time..

 

[kingbill]

kingbill, some of his older stand-up (pre-deuchbag/fame days) is pretty funny...

OK I'll give you that, I listened to his first CD when it came out and some of it was OK, I didn't listen to it a second time.
The problem with him is he became too popular to quickly, He just didn't have enough good material to back up his fame.
Most successful comics never reach True overnight fame the way he did. He became a myspace whore and took off from there.

He's the Vanilla Ice of Comedy

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I'll paste two clips that are somewhat funny...they were funnier the first time I saw them, though, so maybe you'll find them humorous.

But I agree that he became way too popular way too soon, and it is completely undeserved.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

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[SkinsRaj28]

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[BankerC]

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[BankerC]

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[RobFunk]

This is out already? Damn that was fast. Good heads up Ill

 

[kingbill]

Maybe I'm wrong on this whole Dane Cook being funny thing but this guy is my favorite
Doug Stanhope

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This ones a bad tape but funny shit

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[RobFunk]

Maybe I'm wrong on this whole Dane Cook being funny thing but this guy is my favorite
Doug Stanhope

Cook isnt funny, you got it right.

http://danecookgenius.ytmnd.com/

I still want to see the movie though.

 

[RobFunk]

Just saw it, I liked it!

Cook is back on my good side.