so I like to wax my chest stomach and armpits because the ladies like it smooth. (thats right: ladies. sorry nadcunt and other fags)
ive been trimming my pubes for years but yesterday decided to wax. see i use this general brand shit thats for dudes not some ladies nair wax or any of that shit - i aint a ***. anyway i slap the wax on above my dick and on my balls and bridge. the fist strip on my balls - OUCH. but after i got the balls clear and smooth i was amazed. so i put a strip on my bridge and pulled it real hard, it hurt a lot but i was amazed at the smoothness again. final strip on the thick pubes above my dick. im not ashamed to admit i yelped very loudly followed by a long loud groan. blood started beading and i was in tears. it was all red but like a newborn's.
i wake up to marvel at my nice smooth privates but i found that the whole area is red and bumpy like it got smacked around with poison ivy. and its VERY VERY sore. all day ive been slapping lotion on my balls - havent even hit the clubs cus grinding would hurt.
ive been trimming my pubes for years but yesterday decided to wax. see i use this general brand shit thats for dudes not some ladies nair wax or any of that shit - i aint a ***. anyway i slap the wax on above my dick and on my balls and bridge. the fist strip on my balls - OUCH. but after i got the balls clear and smooth i was amazed. so i put a strip on my bridge and pulled it real hard, it hurt a lot but i was amazed at the smoothness again. final strip on the thick pubes above my dick. im not ashamed to admit i yelped very loudly followed by a long loud groan. blood started beading and i was in tears. it was all red but like a newborn's.
i wake up to marvel at my nice smooth privates but i found that the whole area is red and bumpy like it got smacked around with poison ivy. and its VERY VERY sore. all day ive been slapping lotion on my balls - havent even hit the clubs cus grinding would hurt.
