just had an erotic experience @ the hair salon

[docslep]

the girl that cuts my hair has the greatest natural boobs you will ever see. we have flirted many times, and today i got my haircut and gave her a little something extra for christmas.
she closes the door to her cubicle and starts making out with me like crazy. pushin' that rack against me and petting and her tongue down my throat. then just walks away and throws the door open. left me with dirty thoughts and a woody.

i'm happily married, never cheated, and al i can think of is my dick between those hooters. what would you do?

 

[whalewager]

nice dream

 

[Uno]

how bad does it have to be when you wake up in the morning and the highlight of your day is getting in the rr and making up some dumbass story?

 

[whalewager]

pretty gd bad

 

[PBR]

What, that's never happened to you guys? Losers.

 

[Jack Herer]

I go to a male hair stylist.

 

[docslep]

lol i wish it were a dream, i'm not a loser either. wtf you guys must be ugly and smelly :nohead:

 

[docslep]

to show you what a hardcore rx er i am, as soon as i left the place, i thought it would be a great rr post

 

[Jack Herer]

lol i wish it were a dream, i'm not a loser either. wtf you guys must be ugly and smelly :nohead:

PBR and Uno are.

 

[docslep]

I go to a male hair stylist.

i prefer women but to each his own

 

[docslep]

now i'm getting this post rollingope:ope:ope:ope:ope:ope:

 

[Uno]

lol i wish it were a dream, i'm not a loser either. wtf you guys must be ugly and smelly :nohead:

now you are a dumb ass liar and a phag.

 

[docslep]

now you are a dumb ass liar and a phag.

thank you and merry christmas to you too

 

[Uno]

i hate christmas queer

 

[pubguy]

now you are a dumb ass liar and a phag.

You don't have to act like Teddy just because your avatar is Teddy. :lol:

 

[Teddykgb]

What would she do to a hot guy like the one in uno's avatar?????

 

[Uno]

You don't have to act like Teddy just because your avatar is Teddy. :lol:

i have to admit i noticed this as well.

 

[Teddykgb]

You don't have to act like Teddy just because your avatar is Teddy. :lol:

Is that you with the gay mustache in your avatar?? fvcking queen did you throw that fish back or shove its beak up your ass????????

 

[pubguy]

That's not a mustache you queen. That's a big ass grin cuz I just caught my first marlin. They don't call them beakfish dumazz. It's a billfish. Soumi

 

[pubguy]

Is that you with the gay mustache in your avatar?? fvcking queen did you throw that fish back or shove its beak up your ass????????

I just had this erotic dream at my barbershop. I stuck this big azz beak up my...