Just came up from the basement and my wife ask's me...

[zeketaylor]

Wife: Did you bet The Bills game?
Me: Yes
Wife: At least you are making some money betting against them
Me: Well I kinda changed my mind and took Buffalo
Wife: What are you a f__king retard???
Me: Sure looks like it
Wife: Even I knew Miami was a gift today
Me: Going back in the basement, call me for dinner
Wife: OK, loser!!

PS I love that woman!!

that is a keeper, i love her for you if u ever stop.....

quick antecdote....my last gf of 7 years hated sports when we met, by the time last year rolled around, (year 7) i had bet seattle getting pts vs packers, and if u remember, it was terrible snow storm, and seattle was up 1 or 2 tds early, and favre was scrambling on 3rd and long in the red zone....he flips the ball underhanded as hes falling down INTO THE SNOW to another packer and they pick up the first down, then td.....and i wa sup 14-0 and getting points, and favre covered the spread easily from this point on....


I remember incredulously lookin at her as if to say "did us ee that?".....

and i knew she had morphed into what iw anted her to be when she said with no prompt "thats brett favre for ya, thats why hes the best"..........


GOD I MISS THAT BITCH

 

[VoiceofReason101]

Barbecued shredded pork over egg noodles, side salad, bread and a glass of wine.

make sure to save me the rest of the bottle (especially if its red)

 

[Broke]

hno:

that is a keeper, i love her for you if u ever stop.....

quick antecdote....my last gf of 7 years hated sports when we met, by the time last year rolled around, (year 7) i had bet seattle getting pts vs packers, and if u remember, it was terrible snow storm, and seattle was up 1 or 2 tds early, and favre was scrambling on 3rd and long in the red zone....he flips the ball underhanded as hes falling down INTO THE SNOW to another packer and they pick up the first down, then td.....and i wa sup 14-0 and getting points, and favre covered the spread easily from this point on....


I remember incredulously lookin at her as if to say "did us ee that?".....

and i knew she had morphed into what iw anted her to be when she said with no prompt "thats brett favre for ya, thats why hes the best"..........


GOD I MISS THAT BITCH

lmao haha

 

[eoghater]

the inflatable blow up doll says ravens? K, i'm on it.

 

[YankeesRule]

Dude when will you ever learn . Bills blow . No quarterback the last 8 years or so. If they had a qb maybe they would have a chance . With their d they would have a chance

 

[harrington]

Dude when will you ever learn . Bills blow . No quarterback the last 8 years or so. If they had a qb maybe they would have a chance . With their d they would have a chance

I can't argue with you Yankee, they are terrible.

 

[Broke]

somebody isnt getting laid tonight, bad enough sleeping on the couch. :nohead:

 

[YankeesRule]

Time to get a divorce.

 

[harrington]

somebody isnt getting laid tonight, bad enough sleeping on the couch. :nohead:

I've been married for 25 years, I never get laid, that's why I gamble.

 

[harrington]

Time to get a divorce.

From my wife or The Bills?

 

[YankeesRule]

Both my man. Time for you to hit private eyes for a lap dance

 

[harrington]

both my man. Time for you to hit private eyes for a lap dance

 

[YankeesRule]

Meet ya there

 

[Broke]

I've been married for 25 years, I never get laid, that's why I gamble.

oh shit, maybe thats why I gamble haha

 

[Broke]

that makes tons of sense