mrhognuts,
Women have never minded my monkey dick as they have always told me how satisfied they are with my monkey dick. Unfortunately unlike Pete Rose and yourself I am not a switch hitter so I guess you will never really know the usefullness of my monkey dick. Anyway, best of luck finding your own monkey dick. By the way, this is the rubber room so can't moderate in here but I would be more than happy to converse with you say like the baseball forum if you have the monkey dick to do it. Out!