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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle.

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The model is planning to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

But doctors claim that would be one of the most perilous things she could do.

They say if leeches attach themselves to her 34FF bosoms, they will become inflamed and grow even larger, reports the Daily Star.

A doctor told the paper: "She would need to be treated quickly if she was bitten on her chest. I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."

Jordan and the other nine contestants have flown out from Heathrow en route for the camp in Australia's Gold Coast rainforest.

She has said she can hardly wait to get into the jungle with ex-pop star Peter Andre, claiming: "I used to fancy him when I was younger."

But Andre, who has been living in Cyprus for several years, said he had never heard of her until a few days ago.

Meanwhile, the model has reportedly used her fee for the programme to buy a £120,000 Bentley convertible. The Sun claims she put her reported £100,000 towards the car.
 

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Phaedrus, thank you man. Jordan is soooo hot!!! I think you are aware that I'm a HUGE Jordan fan, so I appreciate this personally. Did you see what did (or tried to do) in the Celebrity Nudes II thread? I couldn't get too far with Kelly LeBrock (childhood lovely), so, I could use your help.....
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i saw a pic of her before she got even one boob job. she had a nice rack - real natural looking and she was very sexy. now - she is like pamela anderson - a freak! would i "F" her? YES! but nothing more and when i was done - out she goes!
 

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Hey Dr Philaedrus

How is that Blow Up Doll working out...remember the one you were caught buying around Christmas Time...

How is that working out..

One can almost smell the therapy you have gone through with this little problem you have around the web...

I mean you are everywhere allllll day long posting little pictures and telling cute wittle stories....

So pathetic dude...so sad...

HH
 

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You are right; she was amazing before she went into circus freak mode, back when she was still going by her name (Katie Price) and before the boob jobs, tattooed pubic hair (?!) etc. I've tried to find some pics of her from those days but they are hard to come by it seems.

Henny

You know, maybe I"m too hard on you, but fwiw I do appreciate the bump as always my friend. If I can help you with your case of chronic thejuiceshitconfoundsmeitis let me know.


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Just for you, a little value-added bonus for this thread -- screen cap from "I'm a Celebrity ..."
 

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Phaedrus, my man, you have been too good to me. She looks like she lost a little weight. For me weighing a minuscule 155, I actually like her a little thicker, call me crazy....
Phaedrus, I love Jordan no matter what though, plain and simple...
I tried to hook you and winkyduck up, but I didn't get too far (Kelly LeBrock). Her and Elizabeth Hurley are like before and after, but, both extremely hot!!

Justin
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P.S. I'd recognize that tattoo on Jordan's ass anywhere, lol, so hot!!
 

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