Jokes of the DAY ....You can't read this and stay in a bad mood !

[Dante]

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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? <o></o>

Unique Up On It. <o></o>

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2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? <o></o>

Tame Way. <o></o>

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3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? <o></o>

They Take The Psycho Path <o></o>

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4. How Do You Get Holy Water? <o></o>

You Boil The Hell Out Of It. <o></o>

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5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? <o></o>

Dam! <o></o>

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6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? <o></o>

Polaroid's <o></o>

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7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? <o></o>

A Stick <o></o>

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8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? <o></o>

Nacho Cheese. <o></o>

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9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? <o></o>

Subordinate Clauses. <o></o>

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10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? <o></o>

Quattro Sinko.. <o></o>

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11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? <o></o>

Spoiled Milk. <o></o>

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12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? <o></o>

Frostbite. <o></o>

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13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? <o></o>

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A Nervous Wreck. <o></o>

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14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? <o></o>

Anyone Can Roast Beef. <o></o>

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15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? <o></o>

Right Where You Left Him. <o></o>

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16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? <o></o>

Because They Have Big Fingers. <o></o>

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17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? <o></o>

Because It Scares The Dog. <o></o>

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18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? <o></o>

Sanka. <o></o>

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19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? <o></o>

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. <o></o>

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21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? <o></o>

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. <o></o>

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22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? ! <o></o>

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer <o></o>

 

[RobFunk]

:lolBIG:


I really need help, I can't believe I actually laughed at most of these.

I hope someone smacks me in the damn head if I ever try to tell one of them in public.

 

[mrpotter1]

Shortest fairytale:

A man asked his girlfriend to marry him an she said no. He lived happily ever after!!!

 

[Stickie]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>

Unique Up On It.

Definetly my Favorite.<o></o>

 

[DarrenClarke]

Those jokes are great! We all need to laugh every day. Remember one of these when you get back-doored with 5 seconds to play.

 

[bigplay]

I needed these, accidently stopped in the politics forum before I got here.

 

[Tulsa]

Those jokes are great! We all need to laugh every day. Remember one of these when you get back-doored with 5 seconds to play.

Yes...I will try to remember one of these at that moment when my team (basketball) is the underdog by 9 ties it up at end of regulation (which should be a win since they didn't lose by 9 or more!) and goes on to lose the game by ten in overtime.....that has happened to me enough times that I NEEED THE JOKES, MAN!

bigplay, NEVER ENTER the politics forum. You lose respect for some good posters on here...you lose respect for the idea of careful debate and sharing of differing opinions/ideas...you lose respect for yourself....you feel like shit afterward... THAT PLACE is crazy-land and is the path to madness. tulsa

 

[BrOkenJokEr]

great jokes

 

[bigplay]

Tulsa,

You are right man I'll try to remember that in the future.
Thanks for the tip.

bp

 

[GreenDoberman]

Those sure sound like Dante jokes to me. Very nice sir.

 

[Tulsa]

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Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer


That's a good one.

I laughed out loud at several of those....good stuff.

Another I loved:

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? <o></o>

Anyone Can Roast Beef. <o></o>

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[superpimp73]

I like hotdogs with mustard and relish,,,arty: :hump:

 

[MarkieMark+]

I like brown sauce, me.

 

[MarkieMark+]

That's HP Sauce for anyone who might be wondering.

HOUSES of PARLIAMENT SAUCE - a favourite up here in Canada, Eh!

It almost sounds like you HAVE to like it.

 

[springwood]

Great Jokes

Thanks

Springwood