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Neighbors, easy.

Co-workers I'd get fired.
Thats my MOM! Fuck that.
Having no friends? No thanks.
I'd get arrested on the Jumbo, plus tons of embarassing news coverage.
 

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WTF...what about getting caught my your cousin? Never happened to me..
 

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Howsabout your next poll be something like:

Things I'd rather do than read about my fellow degenerates masturbating:

Fry my dick up nice and crispy in a deep fryer
Chew on a bawl of aluminum foil
Watch Rosie O'Donnell porn (during the middle of the 2nd 12 pack of Milwaukee's Beast)
 

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Bunch of fags here want their friends to see them jerking it
 

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Just had to Release the Kracken one day while down at the salt mine. Rubbed one out in bathroom (single comode bathroom). When I came out, one of the big honchos was sitting there waiting to see who came our the door. I must have moaned or something. So I come out and this asshole is sitting there with this "ah caught you jerking off in company bathroom on company time" look. I gave him my "fuck you asshole, so I jerked off on my break, dare you to go to the big boss and tell him you sat there listening to me stroking my johnson you homo" look.
 

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O god, can I vote for all of them because i am so ashame of my 0.499 inches weenie :nopityA: .
 

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Valuebets said:
O god, can I vote for all of them because i am so ashame of my 0.499 inches weenie :nopityA: .


OK, That's enuf Howard Stern.
 

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Somebody post a pick of some naked chick and then have poll asking everybody who has jerked off to it. She could then be proclaimed as the Rx whore queen.

This would be for all the brave who would be willing to admit they jerked off to it.

Then we could have Rx naked queen jerk off competitions to see who wins as the ultimate Rx whore queen of all time.


Just a thought.
 

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http://unioncity.patch.com/articles...r-tree-parking-lot-robbery-at-metro-pcs-store
Police Log: Man Masturbates in Dollar Tree Parking Lot

Man gets frisky with himself in Dollar Tree parking lot


A passerby got more than great savings at the Dollar Tree on Decoto Road. The witness reported seeing a man masturbating while sitting in front in his white Pontiac Trans Am parked in front of the store. The incident occurred at about 5:22 p.m. Officers responded to the scene, detained and identified the suspect. However, the witness declined prosecution so the suspect was not arrested. The incident was documented and sent to investigators for follow-up.
 

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