Just had to Release the Kracken one day while down at the salt mine. Rubbed one out in bathroom (single comode bathroom). When I came out, one of the big honchos was sitting there waiting to see who came our the door. I must have moaned or something. So I come out and this asshole is sitting there with this "ah caught you jerking off in company bathroom on company time" look. I gave him my "fuck you asshole, so I jerked off on my break, dare you to go to the big boss and tell him you sat there listening to me stroking my johnson you homo" look.