The General said:
YES - I KNEW this. she told me a few weeks ago when she came over for a "Booty Call" and said there was no need to wear "protection" since she couldn't get preggo (although i still did) - and then explained why! I AM NOT HAPPY Ben stole MY Girl from me and then "put the biscuit in the basket" and went "5-hole" on her! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BEN AFFLECK! i'd say i'll curse him to a lifetime of making bad movies - but it looks like that has already been done.
and between us here - right - Jenn told me the kid is MINE - but to keep it a secret because otherwise ben might dump her
so ben affleck
THAT KID IS NOT YOURS
be a man about things and dump her so she can marry the man she TRULY loves - ME!
i am not suicidal yet - for sunday is Mother's Day and i don't wanna hurt Mom - but this does hurt A LOT
the only thing worse than this would be to hear Roxygurl is preggo, too :lolBIG:
P.S.) How pathetic am i?
Roxy you should keep winky company becuase of this ordeal. Wear something sexy for him. I am rooting for you guys to be a famous RX couple.
Only advice I can give is that you do whatever winky says Roxy. Like a good girl should. Nobody likes that macho female crap. Not saying you do that but its lame. Dont talk about anything except food, sex and sports or I bought something cute.
Only advice I can give is that you do whatever winky says Roxy. Like a good girl should. Nobody likes that macho female crap. Not saying you do that but its lame. Dont talk about anything except food, sex and sports or I bought something cute.
RobFunk said:
one of the funniest posts EVER. Rob - great advice - but after the KY (Jelly) Derby i sense the ONLY thing RG would talk about is the race
Winky: Roxy, how about going out for some dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
Winky: Great, where do you wanna go for dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
Winky: What do you wanna do after dinner
Roxy: I had Giacomo in the Kentucky Derby and won a sh*tload of money on him
and for the record - i like women with "spunk" who aren't afraid to speak their mind and when the time comes - put me in my place - when needed. and even though i am 11 inches taller than RG - i have a feeling if we ever got intoa fight - she'd clean my clock so bad dental records wouldn't even help!
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Rob - ya gotta learn to "pick fights" with the right enemy
as i have said before - Mom is 5'2" and NO WAY i'd ever mess with her (even if i wanted to) for she'd KILL me! a good friend of mine is also 5'2" - and ditto - NO WAY i'd "F" with her for she'd kill me. roxy says she is 5'2" and - ditto - NO WAY i'd get on her bad side.
these 2'5" women hava LOT of venom and fury built inside them - and if you happen to be on the receiving end of it all - my condolences to ya
i'd rather "F" the IRS than mom, the friend or roxy. i know i stand a better chance of living with the IRS option!
as i have said before - Mom is 5'2" and NO WAY i'd ever mess with her (even if i wanted to) for she'd KILL me! a good friend of mine is also 5'2" - and ditto - NO WAY i'd "F" with her for she'd kill me. roxy says she is 5'2" and - ditto - NO WAY i'd get on her bad side.
these 2'5" women hava LOT of venom and fury built inside them - and if you happen to be on the receiving end of it all - my condolences to ya
i'd rather "F" the IRS than mom, the friend or roxy. i know i stand a better chance of living with the IRS option!
Be that as it may Xpanda, what I am trying to do here is simplify things for Roxy and Winky for the sake of having their relationship expierencing any further delay in getting under way.
I mean Roxy has all this pony cash and she supposedly looks good or whatever. Meanwhile poor winky is at home tossing the sausage even though Roxy is not that far from him.
I mean she doesnt have to do everything when they hang out, but she should be at least giving him head on command then eventually they can do more.
