Um, it has absolutely nothing to do with "caring about us guys."
Now, come up with a real reason why you are either 1. lying 2. Ashamed of your college/degree
Not ashamed at all. I'm more ashamed that I'm talking to you than anything else, lol. You guys don't need to know, we are not at that level of interaction. Regardless of my personal life you guys are still going to be dumb.