FIRST TEAM ALL-UGLIES
Center: Chris Kaman
Not only did Chris Kaman earn a spot on the 1st team of All-Uglies, he earned top honors as the ugliest man in the NBA, and possibly to grace the face of the earth. Question: Where would Kaman be if he wasn’t good at basketball? Would he be lowering a basket of lotion into a well? Instructing his captives to “put the lotion on the skin?” I don’t know….but I’ve legitimately had Chris Kaman nightmares. In the words of Arnold: “You are one ugly mothafucka!”