Is Barack Obama the first President in history with no original birth certificate??

[eek.]

Well you better tell the poor sod who posted it as his birth certificate.

http://snarkybytes.com/?p=521

Even more intruiging is a footnote about his birth documentation:

UPDATE: This is a certified copy made in 1998

soooo it's not an original, ITS A SCAN OF THE ORIGINAL.


So does Mr President-to-be Obama have any scans of his original birth documentation???

This gets spookier by the minit.

 

[piccolo]

THAT IS NOT a Birth Certificate


I am a Dr. who works in Hospitals

There is a BIG difference between a "certificate of birth" and a BIRTH CERTIFICATE



You couldn't register your kid for Little League witha certificate of Birth

Cleaning bathrooms and giving old women sponge baths does not make you a doctor.

:missingte:missingte

 

[barman]

JOEL, what you should do at this point is create at least another half dozen threads here at our Sports Handicapping Forum's PoliticoPub which is visited by almost 35 people a day.

And use more BIG FONT with MULTI COLORS when repeating your shrill assertions for the 87th time today.

Don't forget to post a link to Kook Berg's Youtube videos at least 20 more times before the end of today's business.

This is far too important a topic for you to just sit around and wait for the three dozen visitors to our SPorts Handicapping Forum to snap to proper attention.

I am headed out now to do a short three hour lawn/garden job while listening to the Oakland Raider game on ESPN radio feed and when I get back this evening, I expect for at least 2/3 of the TOPICS on Page One of the PoliticoPub to have your name on them so I know for sure you did not waste your Sunday jacking off to anything foolish like NFL Football, family, or other aspects of Real Life.

 

[eek.]

This birth certificate thing may have had a different burden of proof for President-to-be-Obama when they did a background check on him.

In my own words(and those of a thousand bureaucrats):

"...in the abscence of any proof to the contrary, Barack Obama may be accepted as being a naturalised citizen of the united states of america..."

kinda thing.


Proof he's American is kinda shaky, but there's no definitive proof he aint American, ergo, Barak Obama is American.

hno:

 

[NES]

Good, Americans have been fucking up America for too long, maybe some foreigner can do it better.

 

[joelatti]

You like the colors?

JOEL, what you should do at this point is create at least another half dozen threads here at our Sports Handicapping Forum's PoliticoPub which is visited by almost 35 people a day.

And use more BIG FONT with MULTI COLORS when repeating your shrill assertions for the 87th time today.

Don't forget to post a link to Kook Berg's Youtube videos at least 20 more times before the end of today's business.

This is far too important a topic for you to just sit around and wait for the three dozen visitors to our SPorts Handicapping Forum to snap to proper attention.

I am headed out now to do a short three hour lawn/garden job while listening to the Oakland Raider game on ESPN radio feed and when I get back this evening, I expect for at least 2/3 of the TOPICS on Page One of the PoliticoPub to have your name on them so I know for sure you did not waste your Sunday jacking off to anything foolish like NFL Football, family, or other aspects of Real Life.

Barman...I will try and ckeck off everything on your "list"

Instead of acting like a jerkof*

maybe you can answer the question as to why Barrack will NOT release his Birth Certificate OR his records from ANY school he ever attended??



Shall I bold thinkg so you can see??

Anywho its only the President we are talking about....Right Fuc* it...I'm going to watch football


See you guys in 4 years and if the media ever got off its ass and demanded we see it, the issue could go away in 4 secs


BARMAN please answer the question if you can find time between cleaning Lawns.


maybe you can answer the question as to why Barrack will NOT release his Birth Certificate OR his records from ANY school he ever attended??

 

[barman]

Good, Americans have been fucking up America for too long, maybe some foreigner can do it better.

After much sillyness back and forth in this sillyass thread, at last we get a moment of Kinda Cogent Sense from down south

d1g1t

 

[barman]

Sadly, I am stuck with working outside today on accounta we've got a pretty steady drizzle of rain comin' down

What is a "jerkof", guy who failed spelling while busy slaving through all those years of medical school....

:drink:

 

[barman]

Barman...I will try and ckeck off everything on your "list"

Instead of acting like a jerkof*

maybe you can answer the question as to why Barrack will NOT release his Birth Certificate OR his records from ANY school he ever attended??



Shall I bold thinkg so you can see??

Anywho its only the President we are talking about....Right Fuc* it...I'm going to watch football


See you guys in 4 years and if the media ever got off its ass and demanded we see it, the issue could go away in 4 secs


BARMAN please answer the question if you can find time between cleaning Lawns.


maybe you can answer the question as to why Barrack will NOT release his Birth Certificate OR his records from ANY school he ever attended??

excellent work kid

Multiple font sizes, font colors and even a slight increase in hysteric delivery

However, you fucked up because I don't see MORE threads on this topic

Please get that straight and report back ASAP!

 

[joelatti]

excellent work kid

Multiple font sizes, font colors and even a slight increase in hysteric delivery

However, you fucked up because I don't see MORE threads on this topic

Please get that straight and report back ASAP!

Barman...you know I respect your opinions and I have NEVER attacked you personally....

You know I was trying to NOT use profanity and said you ACTED like a JERKOFF and you've proven my point again....

As far as being referred to as Kid....Only my father calls me that....and he was an excellant sanitation worker for 35 years....

NOT

the guy who mows my Lawn....Got it BOY!

:lol:


Lawn BOY:nohead:


Anywho....just having a laugh at your expense NO biggie......You can expect NO more jab shots at you EVER....just see no point in it and Don't see how you saw a point earlier


Have a wonderfull time blowing your leaves

goodnight and as always Enjoy your next 4 years....As I have stated multiple times I wish your family NOTHING but prosperity!

Just feel That a birth certificate is EASY to Furnish and you still can't come up with a reason as to why it hasn't been????


FOR good measure

 

[D2bets]

Sorry guys, I'm too busy making money on the NFL to do free research for you guys.....maybe I'll get to it laters...

 

[Mistermj]

Barman...you know I respect your opinions and I have NEVER attacked you personally....

You know I was trying to NOT use profanity and said you ACTED like a JERKOFF and you've proven my point again....

As far as being referred to as Kid....Only my father calls me that....and he was an excellant sanitation worker for 35 years....

NOT

the guy who mows my Lawn....Got it BOY!

:lol:


Lawn BOY:nohead:


Anywho....just having a laugh at your expense NO biggie......You can expect NO more jab shots at you EVER....just see no point in it and Don't see how you saw a point earlier


Have a wonderfull time blowing your leaves

goodnight and as always Enjoy your next 4 years....As I have stated multiple times I wish your family NOTHING but prosperity!

Just feel That a birth certificate is EASY to Furnish and you still can't come up with a reason as to why it hasn't been????


FOR good measure

:nohead: ope: :lol: :missingte

 

[Dafinch]

Barman...you know I respect your opinions and I have NEVER attacked you personally....

You know I was trying to NOT use profanity and said you ACTED like a JERKOFF and you've proven my point again....

As far as being referred to as Kid....Only my father calls me that....and he was an excellant sanitation worker for 35 years....

NOT

the guy who mows my Lawn....Got it BOY!

:lol:


Lawn BOY:nohead:


Anywho....just having a laugh at your expense NO biggie......You can expect NO more jab shots at you EVER....just see no point in it and Don't see how you saw a point earlier


Have a wonderfull time blowing your leaves

goodnight and as always Enjoy your next 4 years....As I have stated multiple times I wish your family NOTHING but prosperity!

Just feel That a birth certificate is EASY to Furnish and you still can't come up with a reason as to why it hasn't been????


FOR good measure

Let me ask you something, "Doctor," just out of curiosity, there are other right wing nutjobs with far more intellilgence-not to mention, connections and influence-than you, who have access to all kinds of government records, and who certainly wouldn't look the other way if they could stick it to Obama. Why, then, haven't they forced the issue in this matter?

a) Because they're cowed by the All Powerful Liberal Media?

b) Because they don't want to appear to be racist in this PC age?

c) Because they realize it's a non issue and anybody who thinks otherwise is an idiot?

Hmmmm, I'm gonna go with "c."

No matter. Now you'll get to piss and moan for probably the next 8 years about this earth shattering issue, while Obama gets on with the business of running the country and the rest of us get on with our lives.

Whatta putz...:nohead::missingte

 

[D2bets]

I'm wondering why you guys think the State of Hawaii would put out a press release to lie about the existence of his birth certificate?

Friday, October 31, 2008 - 11:51 AM HAST
Obama’s Hawaii birth certificate confirmed

Pacific Business News (Honolulu)

<table style="float: right;" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"></table>The director of Hawaii’s Department of Health confirmed on Friday what Barack Obama has been saying all along: the presidential candidate was born in Honolulu.
“There have been numerous requests for Sen. Barack Hussein Obama’s official birth certificate,” said Chiyome Fukino. “State law prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record.”
Citing her statutory authority to oversee and maintain Hawaii’s vital records, Fukino said she has “personally seen and verified that the Hawaii State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures.
“No state official, including Gov. Linda Lingle, has ever instructed that this vital record be handled in a manner different from any other vital record in the possession of the State of Hawaii,” Fukino added.
Lingle, a Republican, has been campaigning on the Mainland for Obama’s opponent, Sen. John McCain of Arizona.
Obama, a Democratic senator from Illinois, was born Aug. 4, 1961, in Honolulu. He graduated high school at Punahou School in 1979.

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[barman]

Less than 50 hours until the polls close on the east coast.

If this GroundBreaking Revelation about Obama the Kenyan is going to have an effect on election outcome, time is running out on your getting this Hot Breaking Info to the McCain campaign.

Get to work!

 

[D2bets]

The applicable department in Hawaii put this matter to rest entirely. Hawaii is not going to lie on behalf of Obama, especially given that the state is run by a Republican governor campaigning for McCain. There is also a verified birth announcement back from Dec. 1961.

There are some seemingly reasonable folks off the serious deep end on this one. Funny and scary both.

 

[joelatti]

“State law prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record.”


SO ALL OBAMA has to do is give the word and they will release it....


WHY NOT???

Just ask yourself instead of putting your head in the sand

Barman....has been busy with foilage all day, but has time to post every 10 mins

BUT will NOT answer that simple question

What possible reason could there be......to just put the issue to bed..."here this is my BC"

END of story, BUT NO DIDN'T happen

 

[barman]

Coming down to 49 hours left for you to get this to the McCain campaign...

HERE's an idea....Call Sarah Palin's campaign office. I hear they accept phone calls from ANYONE.


Sacre bleu!

 

[Dafinch]

“State law prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record.”


SO ALL OBAMA has to do is give the word and they will release it....


WHY NOT???

Just ask yourself instead of putting your head in the sand

Barman....has been busy with foilage all day, but has time to post every 10 mins

BUT will NOT answer that simple question

What possible reason could there be......to just put the issue to bed..."here this is my BC"

END of story, BUT NO DIDN'T happen

Why don't you answer the question posed to you, "Doctor?":discuss::missingte:think2:

 

[D2bets]

“State law prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record.”


SO ALL OBAMA has to do is give the word and they will release it....


WHY NOT???

Just ask yourself instead of putting your head in the sand

Barman....has been busy with foilage all day, but has time to post every 10 mins

BUT will NOT answer that simple question

What possible reason could there be......to just put the issue to bed..."here this is my BC"

END of story, BUT NO DIDN'T happen

Because he doesn't give a rats ass what you think and he has no need to whatsoever. It's a total non-issue except to the nutjobs who ain't voting for him anyway. So why bother. Might as well have you wingnuts wasting your time foaming at the mouth over a non-issue. I love the strategy. That's what I'd do as well. Just drive you nutters even nuttier.