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Noticed people asking....
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The Nesdizzle is short for "NES"(even though technically it is longer so that makes me somewhat of a retard for saying it) When I first started to post here as NES on the Rx it was mostly to avoid detection by my boss who knew of my previous handle dimebag and thought there were more productive ways to spend my day in the office. Obviously I quickly realized that he was an idiot and created my first ghost.

I am a 30 year old stoner that rides the bus and plays with giant skateboards and seriously dont know shit about capping but I do have a PHD in dick and fart jokes and an uncanny ability to make people not laugh. I have an older brother who used to molest me and once almost got his head chopped off with a scythe but thats a whole nutha story that I wont get into right now.
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Since I had been hanging out on this forum for over six years I figured today was a good time as ever to start posting something that actually pertained to sports and thats where I came up with the idea to become a professional handicapper and in turn secure my place in the forums and get some serious ass kissing from Addict101 as a side benefit.

I know what your thinking, why the fuck would anyone follow me after only one day of gambling, but the real question is "why wouldnt you follow me after just one day of gambling?" I mean one day of making bets and a couple of them were actually winners, so why wouldnt you jump on the money train? What are you a fucking moron? Unlike that imposter Randizzle I am not shy about admitting that "I'm great" despite the fact that I have "a tiny pecker" and honestly "dont know shit from shinola but " i am "totally awesome" and I think in the end that is what people are really looking for.

Despite the fact that I am banned from 90% of the forums I am still very confident that I can make you money, and make your family love you again, and make your dick bigger, and teach you how to score with pregnant women, and show you how to piss off indians, and make stupid polls, and lots and lots of friends.

So here I am love me or hate me, Immunna make yall some money anal-izing yall some football.


NES
 
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Impressive use of quotation marks.

Reminds me of another legend in handicapping, Mr. Newlywed.

Can you used some bold font as well please, that would totally convince me.

Oh and where do I send the money. You are my Idol, my American Idol.
 

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No no no, you got me wrong, this is a free service. I just want to make you guys some money.

PS Vote for me to have my own forum.
 

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Why because I have fun every day of my life, have an amazing wife, and live in one of the coolest countries in the world? Yeah I feel bad for me too.
 

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dizz can i get a deal if i go for the post coaching + picks?
 

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Why because I have dick every day of my life, have an amazing husband, and live in one of the shitest countries in the world? Yeah I feel good for me too.

Chop...:drink:
 

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Well that would have been my answer had it been monday morning but since its only Saturday go fuck yourself.
 

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Why because I have fun every day of my life, have an amazing wife, and live in one of the coolest countries in the world? Yeah I feel bad for me too.
you have fun and your wife is amazing....but
 

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ha ha, depends on where you hang out steak but I know what you are saying.
 

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No not really, I just wanted to spice up my formal introduction.
 

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No not really, I just wanted to spice up my formal introduction.

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I knew you guys were close, but damn!
 

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The head chopped off part was true though, luckily the mailman happened to be passing by and saved him. On top of that he used to give me jellybeans all the time and never asked for sexual favors in return(the mailman).
 

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Thats weird my mailman used to give me sexual favors all the time and never asked for jelly beans in return.
 

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yeah, closethat shit before sunday or they will be graded losers. You fuckstick.
 

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