I know that everyone believes you because rarely does some blow hard come into the forum bragging about how much they dropped on a game in order to impress people.
Please note the sarcasm.
I'd say between your fantasy land bullshit and your ego pumping user name, it's fairly obvious for anyone who has had even an entry level psychology class that you have some severe self-esteem issues. I'd say that in reality you're probably ugly, rather fat and not all that smart.
Oh, and you smell bad too, dude. I can fucking smell you from here.
I hope Texas loses.