I'm thinking about on-line dating.......

[MONDOGECKO]

but if people ask about the girl, I don't want to tell them that I met her on the internet, cuz that sounds pathetic. What bullshit can I say that will make me sound like the man?

 

[NES]

Say you stole her off a dead n***er, thats what we say in Missouri.

 

[quinnsft34]

What the fuck is this we shit? You got a chinchilla in your pocket?

 

[kingbill]

Simple you both went to the coffee shop and ordered the same faggy drink...Carmel Machiatto perhaps? Then you both reached for the drink at the same time. Then laughed at the situation, you told a corny joke and then decided to drink the coffee's together.
Sparks happened and you're on your way.

 

[NES]

What the fuck is this we shit? You got a chinchilla in your pocket?

Nope, and besides you arent a real Missourian you Yankee ass kissing fuckstick.

 

[hater]

well, if if your friends really know you, they will know where you meet her

 

[billhill999]

What bullshit can I say that will make me sound like the man?

That you sport a bigger package than AlwayzRight.

 

[steaktartar]

try www.onlinesuicidecauseimafuckinpussy.com

 

[MikeB]

try www.onlinesuicidecauseimafuckinpussy.com

:lol:

Now that's funny.

 

[MONDOGECKO]

Simple you both went to the coffee shop and ordered the same faggy drink...Carmel Machiatto perhaps? Then you both reached for the drink at the same time. Then laughed at the situation, you told a corny joke and then decided to drink the coffee's together.
Sparks happened and you're on your way.

Carmel Machiattos, Genius

 

[MONDOGECKO]

try www.onlinesuicidecauseimafuckinpussy.com

didnt work, looks like a promising site tho, how does one commit online suicide? :hanging:

 

[GreenDoberman]

People will more likely ask if she is "really a girl?" than where you met her.

I find "I met her at the tranny bar" answers both questions rather succinctly.

Just saying.