I'm in the champagne room by myself

[GreenDoberman]

Fuck it, at least I'm not paying $40 bucks a dance, but I just polished off some Korbel while watching the Idol. I might just have to call up one of QuantumLeap's girls from Craigslist. Then again, I think I'll head down to the bar and make an ass of myself.

And to make olddirtyku horny, I may get so drunk I'll shit myself. LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[MarkieMark+]

Pay the $40 and suck those titties!!!!

Oh, sorry. I'm from Canada.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Tonight is one of those nights I should be taking Illini to the Rhino and watch him blow his paycheck on some girl who is "putting her way through college".

 

[GreenDoberman]

Markie Mark, a Boston name from Canada with an England avatar.
So much for my identity crisis.

In other news, TITTTIESSSSS!:hump:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Man, you live in a city with the best strip clubs in the nation...go get some ass you crazy bastard.

Or ask Mika to send one of her friends over, since you're too much of a p ussy to make a move on her.

Jesus christ.

 

[GreenDoberman]

I will head out, but most of the city is not even awake to go out yet. If I was in Richmond it would be transsexual hooker heaven right now. Oh yeah, and those stellar Delaware girls in for the CAA tourney.

I'm willing to bet I've spent more time in the strip clubs here than you have in class at the Commonwealth. Hell, I got 12 credits one semester at Cheetah's.

And when are you going to hook me up with some bitches from Bombay. God knows, they need more than an angry Indian inch to please them.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Fuck, I just farted in the champagne room. See other thread. Shouldn't have had the ribs for lunch.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hahahahahahaha

I need to take a semester's worth of classes at Cheetah's, shoot.

You act like I know Indian girls. Or girls in general. I hate you.

But yeah, I'd assume they need more than the angry inch. There are actually a ton of hot Indian girls at VCU that I'll never talk to. They're all yours, big dog.

 

[GreenDoberman]

I just want one. To check that off my list. I'm going for the United Nations kind of thing.
I am such the humanitarian.
:bunnies:

 

[kingbill]

Vancouver's got some Crazy sexy Indian girls...most are good about waxing but some...Damn that shit is not right.

 

[GreenDoberman]

That's what I'm talking about Bill, looking like a freaking tree below. Me and Raj are all over that shit. All the way up to the belly button.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Man, I'm listening to some Chevelle "Send the Pain Below" and I'm thinking I need some nasty ass girl grinding directly on my pelvis right now.
Then I realize I'm pretty much talking to myself. Ah fuck it, I'm going to have to go to the darkside tonight.

 

[kingbill]

Cough cough wax that shit boy....I don't even want to see a landing strip. The brown girls here are either super good virgins till married or absolute F'n whores...you know which ones I like

 

[GreenDoberman]

Song interlude for Bill:

Home » J » JANE'S ADDICTION » Whores

Whores lyrics by JANE'S ADDICTION


way down low where the streets are litteredi find my fun with the freaks and the niggersi don't want much man give me a littleor i'm gonna take my chances if i get emi love them whores they never judge youwhat can you say when your a whore?they cast that pearl and it don't upset emthey take their chances if they get emhear me go off!give me some more!motherfucker!need a little moregoddamn you!give me some more!motherfucker!give me some more!you give me breadcrumb uh - hui'm tired of living the bosses' dreamthey'll squeeze you dry man if you let embetter take your - take your - take your chancesif you get emhear me go off!give me some more!motherfucker!need a little moregoddamn you!give me some more!motherfucker!give me some more</PRE>

 

[kingbill]

Um I meant Virgins till married...I'm a gentleman:manwh: :lol:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Man, I'm listening to some Chevelle "Send the Pain Below" and I'm thinking I need some nasty ass girl grinding directly on my pelvis right now.
Then I realize I'm pretty much talking to myself. Ah fuck it, I'm going to have to go to the darkside tonight.

Pretty good song.

Listen to "Passive" by A Perfect Circle. That shit will get you ready to enter the gates of Hell.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Could go for same Ozzy "Mama I'm coming home" right now with Kemi from Seattle grinding on my crotch right now.
Time to Red Bull up, or here in Vegas "Rock Star Up".

 

[Kruser6]

GD you are hilarious man.

Go find yourself a squirter. Pay $40 to have to girl pee on you. Nice.

 

[STONER]

Pretty good song.

Listen to "Passive" by A Perfect Circle. That shit will get you ready to enter the gates of Hell.

Great fucking song dude! But if its suicide your looking for listen to "The Nurse Who Loved Me" off their Thirteenth Step album. Shit will put you in a psychedelic morbid trance.

Peace

 

[quantumleap]

Fuck it, at least I'm not paying $40 bucks a dance, but I just polished off some Korbel while watching the Idol. I might just have to call up one of QuantumLeap's girls from Craigslist. Then again, I think I'll head down to the bar and make an ass of myself.

And to make olddirtyku horny, I may get so drunk I'll shit myself. LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ring that shit up man. It's cheaper than any stripper bar and a lot cheaper than a couple dates with the chance you might not get any. The added advantage to a Craig's list girl is that you can leave after you're done.

Don't forget to touch them before telling them what you want to do. If a girl won't let you touch her walk away.