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Shit, you're telling me you wouldn't hit that? Especially with that throaty voice of hers? She's hotter than Dana Jacobsen, no doubt. And more petite. Bottom line. Joe Namath dreams about that ***** all day. But that had nothing to do with the beer goggles.
It's all good though. You're my boy Blue, you're my boy...
You must've heard that about 10 billion times by now. Awesome.
It's all good though. You're my boy Blue, you're my boy...
You must've heard that about 10 billion times by now. Awesome.
i can think of about 20,000 women i would come on here and confess my love for other than dana jacobsen .
she is about a 3 ..
kit hoover was a 1 .
i love how the network was stuck with her and had her work on dream job.. like she could tell the difference between talent and non-talent.
she is about a 3 ..
kit hoover was a 1 .
i love how the network was stuck with her and had her work on dream job.. like she could tell the difference between talent and non-talent.
skins, when i was single, i lived in lincoln park (neighborhood in chicago). i can tell you this, if suzy kolber was not a known tv personality and she walked into a bar in lincoln park on a saturday night, no one gives her a second look.
melissa stark, on the other hand...
melissa stark, on the other hand...
Oh I completely agree, she's really nothing special...but this fits perfectly into a theory I have about women and the correlation between attractiveness and professions: with certain professions, a woman is automatically hotter even if she's just mediocre. For instance, a teacher that looks mediocre eventually becomes "hot," simply because she's a teacher. You don't EXPECT to have hot teachers, ya know what I mean? Same goes for nurses and other professions. I think TV personalities fits into that category. If Kolber and Dana Jacobsen weren't on TV, they'd be ordinary. But fortunately for them, they ARE on TV.
Melissa Stark is straight up hot, though. Even hotter than her? Erin Andrews. That slut is money.
Melissa Stark is straight up hot, though. Even hotter than her? Erin Andrews. That slut is money.
How bout the fact that you can tell she's had gallons of semen on her face just by looking at her? Seriously, next time you see her on TV, just pay attention to her face; just looking at her, you can tell that she's had a ton of cumshots unloaded all over her face.
I've gotta sixth sense for these things, I swear. But you know what I'm talking about. I know Funkdizzle does.
I've gotta sixth sense for these things, I swear. But you know what I'm talking about. I know Funkdizzle does.
