i'm going tout

[OnWisconsin]

goddammit

i'm a proven 51% capper but i don't have the discipline to keep myself from going broke. i need to raise 30K a year to pay the rent and take care of all the other bullshit -- you think i'm gonna be playing my own picks? shiiiiiit.....so pony up you motherfuckers......if you want a winner, send me some pay pal and i'll make all your dreams come true......you won't find no bullshit here, just winning picks.....and if you go bust the first weekend, send me some more money goddammit, because these things happen.....bada bing bada boom bada bing bing boom, go ahead and ship it.....and please, i'm just one of the guys, no reason to hate, i'm here for you, for you, for you!!! because i'm different from all those other touts, i'm your buddy.....after all, i'm selling you the dream, the dream, the dream!!!!....goddammit

so what am i missing from my upcoming ad?

 

[Dante]

cool man.... can I get your 75,000 star lock of the next century and beyond for the 29.95 price we talked about last week.... I am sorry I did not respond back to you earlier..

 

[JimmyDetroit]

im better, send the paypal money to me, i wont let you down !!!!!

 

[OnWisconsin]

cool man.... can I get your 75,000 star lock of the next century and beyond for the 29.95 price we talked about last week.... I am sorry I did not respond back to you earlier..

oh no, i got a special deal for you my friend, it's my milleneum lock of the year multiplied by infinity, and it's yours for only $99.95.....act now, and i'll give you my "guaranteed to buy you vegas" play absolutley free! and on monday, it's my "one big bastard of a check" play that you can take straight to the bank

 

[OnWisconsin]

act fast, it's only $99.95 to the first 100 people, after that it's $399.....only 19 slots left folks, don't get left in the cold.....

it sucks to be cold, trust me folks, hop on board now cause it's collllld out there, it's colllllllld!

only 5 slots left, hurry and act now my friends

goddammit

 

[JimmyDetroit]

can i get your top pick 9.95, thats all i got , 10 bux shoot me a winner please

 

[OnWisconsin]

can i get your top pick 9.95, thats all i got , 10 bux shoot me a winner please

disclaimer: this is all in fun.....i should probably have put this in the uber room

 

[OnWisconsin]

can i get your top pick 9.95, thats all i got , 10 bux shoot me a winner please

no, but for 10 bucks i'll give you my buffalo nickel play of the night!!!!!

 

[RobFunk]

disclaimer: this is all in fun.....i should probably have put this in the uber room

Sooner, don't take it personal. But I think that's a good idea. You would be surprised how many people read just the thread title and stop there.

 

[OnWisconsin]

Sooner, don't take it personal. But I think that's a good idea. You would be surprised how many people read just the thread title and stop there.

goddammit.....

price just went up for you

 

[RobFunk]

I'm with Jimmy on this though. I only want the premium picks.

I don't play a lot of games

 

[OnWisconsin]

ah, you guys want the primo, i gotcha, i gotcha, i pull one outta my ass daily just for my more serious bettors, i'm telling ya, my hydro skunk skank play of the day is guaranteed to light your bowl on fire....

hurry up and order now goddammit, only $199 and i don't like to bogart such great bullshit....

 

[JimmyDetroit]

lol, classic

 

[JimmyDetroit]

hamilton has a xmas special, i cant decide

u need to sell it more

 

[OnWisconsin]

hamilton has a xmas special, i cant decide

u need to sell it more

stick with me and it'll be Xmas every day goddammit!!!!!!!!!.....ignore all those other blowhards, i'm different, i'm just one of the guys you're sending your hard earned dollars to!

oh, we are gonna take the books apart page by page this year, and if you get in now i'll only charge you by the chapter!

 

[sumday]

May I buy now and pay later...like wayyy later..haha..ok lame joke whatever...carry on.........

 

[stander]

Can I pay with hacked sex webcam site credits?

 

[pinoy28]

gl

 

[OnWisconsin]

i gave my clients 5 easy winners this weekend, going an undocumented 5-0

i got another easy winner tonight, my first ever "bet your left nut game of the year", and if it loses i will give you my "can't lose, bet your other nut game of the year" absolutely free....

get on board now, the motherfuckin run of a lifetime continues tonight!!!!!!

 

[manterro]

Can I pay with hacked sex webcam site credits?

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