I'm Going In............

[Buster]

will let you know when i have my first assignment!

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[shdw01]

I can't wait

 

[punter]

LOL! That sounds like possibly one of the toughest jobs in the universe.

 

[punter]

Like being a waiter in a tea room.

 

[Buster]

well here we go! tonight is my first assignment!i get 50.00 bucks and hour and am due to meet her at outback at the bar in 30 minutes.she is supposed to be a 38 year old banking woman in town for business.she supposedly just wants to have a few drinks and eat.i chose the place.i hope to drag it out for at least 3 hours.i think she is white,as her name is Dorothy...will fill you in around midnight or so...one can always pray


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[gynecologist]

Good Luck Buster. Tell us how it went.

 

[thegambler711]

I did this for awhile, but the hours SUCK.

 

[Buster]

well...i got 150.00 bucks but comparing this woman to aunt bea would be insulting to aunt bea..details later after i get over the shame and have a little time to clear my head

 

[FairWarning]

Nice to see there are openings in Flint, Mi. :missingte

 

[wiesman02]

Can't wait for the details. Don't hold back Buster. You're better than that !

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

Hey Buster, what's up man? how did it go? you've been MIA for a couple of days? another assignment maybe?

 

[WVU]

Are you serious?

 

[Buster]

the meeting was set for 9:45 at outback's bar (i picked the place) i purposely told her i would be wearing a white button down shirt,when i knew it would be blue. i did this so i could scope her out so to speak..she told me she was wearing a red sweater and had blonde hair...well i walked in and their were only maybe 6 people sitting at the bar,so i sat down and started looking around,without letting anyone know i was looking around...i see no one that matched her description,there was a drunk old man,2 people that seemed to be on a date,a black woman,a girl that was maybe 20,and an old bat,that quite frankly looked like aunt bea drinking draft beer...

about 10 minutes in.. this hot blonde milf walked in by herself and sat down right next to me,she was not wearing a red sweater but i asked her anyway,are you dorothy??? she of course said no,but the old hag heard me ask her and immediately said hey! i'm dorothy...just my fucking luck! she was not fucking blonde,but WHITE HEADED..said she was 38,but looked 58...of course i asked her why she was not wearing a red sweater and she claims she never told me that,then she asked me why i was not wearing a white button down,i told her i spilled wine on it while opening the box!

we made our way over to a table and ordered food and drinks,and i just basically sat there until about 12:30 listening to her life story and watching her get totally wasted on freaking draft beer...very loud,obnoxious and angry old bat...seems every man in her life has done her wrong(and i can't say that i don't blame them)..she was an old yankee woman,but seemed to be very rich(i don't know where she started drinking draft beer)

she more than one time brought up the fact that she was paying 100 bucks an hour to be with me(i guess they keep half for themselves) cause i only got 50...and she kept bringing up that her hotel was right across the street...i would have rather fucked my dogs doo-doo than to have to see this old bat naked,so i just kept talking...luckily i know all the people at outback so they said nothing about me staying in there till 12:30...i would have taken her some where else had i not been scared more people would have seen me with this wildebeest,,,i was already ashamed that my friends from outback saw me with her,but i told them i worked with her!

thank god the draft beer was working good on her,as she was about ready to pass out,so i felt like i got off pretty easy..i watched her drive to her hotel and i went next door to the bar and hung out the rest of the night...they called me again the next night and asked me to go on another one and i told them i had something else to do..i don't think i will be doing it again for them but may put my own ad on craigslist and see if i get any nibbles..i will also make them email a picture first.

it was good money for a few hours misery and i got free drinks and a steak,but damn she was (looked) old..

 

[WVU]

holy chit. You should have told her you would take $500 to let her blow you

 

[bigbet1234]

if this is serious, i may consider....wtf.

hey, WVU, it may be better than whoring casinos.

You going to Costa Rica? My only concern is, i took most the books down there for some loot, and they may want revenge

 

[WVU]

if this is serious, i may consider....wtf.

hey, WVU, it may be better than whoring casinos.

You going to Costa Rica? My only concern is, i took most the books down there for some loot, and they may want revenge

I won't know until early Dec. I accepted an offer on a house and it may be closing that week

 

[nctarheelfans]

Buster,

Thinking about giving this a shot up in Raleighwood........

Suggestions.....

 

[Buster]

i see they do have openings in raleigh...however best bet would be stay on your own and put an ad on craigslist....hope you get better replies than i did

 

[chap7782]

i heard this is a scam...how did u get paid? did the lady pay you or the company? i hear more of its a scam but i also here people do it..so dont know what to think..fuck who wouldnt hangout with a fat or ugly broad for a few hours for a few hundred bucks and get free food and drinks

 

[HisIsTheHand]

holy chit. You should have told her you would take $500 to let her blow you

:lolBIG::lolBIG: