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[Boxslayer]

Welcome, self-admitted losers.

I'm changing my classic Willie McGee avatar, because he was baseball's ugliest man, but football season is coming upon us, and I need a new ugly man in that sport as a good luck charm.

I'll have my football plays come football season, but I refuse to throw a penny on a pre-season game. In the meantime, I need to get into football mode here.

Cast your votes. Which man is ugliest??

Bill Gramatica, Kicker. Mr. I celebrate too much and pull a hammy. This guy looks like Rony Seikaly's evil twin brother, instead of Martin's...or shall I say "Mar-teeeens".

Frank Beamer, Head Coach, VA Tech. This guy looks like he got a bad whiff of his shit streaks in his Fruit of the Looms.

Mike Vick, QB. I just don't think you can be considered attractive if you have herpes in your pants. Then again, Pamela Anderson has hepa C and I'd eat her turds with a fork and knife on command.

Tom Coughlin, Apparently Powder had a father. Someone let Tom know that the sun is free. Other than that, he looks like a weasel or a rat. Make that an albino weasel or an albino rat.

Art Shell, Head Coach, Oakland. I just can't see Art Shell winning any beauty pageants. He looks like a blocked punt.

Ed "Too Tall" Jones. More like, Ed "Too Ugly" Jones. This guy has a definite five-head. Way bigger than a forehead. And he'd kick my ass severely.

Kurt Warner's wife. Apparently Kurt and his wife got the 2 for 1 spiked hair cut special. She looks like Ivan Drago. Somewhere Sylvester Stallone is terrified. If that was my wife, I would have told her to stay home and watch on TV.

 

[CHOPTALK]

Has to be Sam Cassell. Only player that could lose to Willie in beauty contest.

 

[Presto]

mugs only made attractive by money

 

[royboy_3831]

this thread definitely needs an otis nixon mugshot

 

[Ironman_8]

Damn no Tyrone Hill?? Now that man is fuugllyyy. What about Don Mossi?? And you forgot Olden Polynice

Don Mossi

Tyrone Hill

Olden Polynice

Actually I vote for Flavor Flav. That photo is perfect check it out it has the orange and blue for the Gators and it has a big B on it.

Yeaaaaaahhhhh Booooyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!!

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Learn to read, people...he said it needs to be a FOOTBALL guy.

Otherwise, Cassell, Popeye Jones, or Shelden Williams run away with this thing.

 

[Boxslayer]

Learn to read, people...he said it needs to be a FOOTBALL guy.

Otherwise, Cassell, Popeye Jones, or Shelden Williams run away with this thing.

Thanks

Good ones by the way though ironman and presto, i'll keep those in mind when basketball and baseball rolls back around

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Sylvester Croom is worthy of mention with any list about fugliest football persons.

Didnt have time to find a pic of him w/o the glasses, but he is one ugly mofo and when he talks, sounds like he is eating a barrel of cow feed.

That Art Shell photo is also a doozie.

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[Boxslayer]

good one

write in candidate #1:

Sylvester Croom

Glamour Shot

charicature...hmmmm spell check

 

[kingbill]

Sam Cassell is ugly but how about

Mike Ricci

 

[Ironman_8]

Oh yeah I didnt read that about football.

Well heres my write in vote.

Jack Lambert. Hall of famer from the Pittsburgh Steelers.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

This is too easy......

Here's your winner box

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

I think I agree with Joey.

Ol' gap toofers and that homo shirt are a must for someone looking for a new RX avatar.

uppy:

 

[RobFunk]

I will agree with Joey also. How he got an endorsement deal with that mug is tough to believe.

 

[kidslick]

Tom Coughlin, Apparently Powder had a father. Someone let Tom know that the sun is free. Other than that, he looks like a weasel or a rat. Make that an albino weasel or an albino rat.

that was a great fukkin movie........

LMFAO

 

[Bennyshoe]

This guy doesn't look so ugly but I'd like to add Jim Bob Cooter.

http://utsports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/cooter_jimbob00.html

 

[shipdapaper]

This guy doesn't look so ugly but I'd like to add Jim Bob Cooter.

http://utsports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/cooter_jimbob00.html

Thats a classic name:lolBIG: