If you needed 2K asap, what would you do?

[patsrule]

Please help.

 

[WVU]

www.prosper.com


seriously. You will get the money a week from today.

 

[TheRightSide]

LMAO what the hell is this. The very first post and this is what you come up with.


go put a 1000 on red and grab your dick and pray.

 

[Timetopay]

Hit a 10 team parlay that Wil puts out.

 

[gtc08]

what do you need the 2k for.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

First, sit on Santa Claus lap and tell him you wish for an early Christmas gift.

If that doesn't work, email poster Whalewager and maybe he will help you....you may or may not have to sit on his lap for 2k.

If that still doesn't get you 2k, put on your lipstick with best drag suit and head to the Bohemian Grove in California.

:howdy:

 

[Dante]

Do a ONEDAY auction on Ebay for something you have worth 2dimes, even if its no where near worth it ...TALK IT UP to make it look like it is in your description

 

[buddyboy]

if I needed 2k quick I would reach in my pocket, count up how much I have on me, then if needed, go to the bank and take out the rest.

now, if YOU needed 2k quick, it would depend on if you were a male or a female.

if you are a girl, call me, you can make 2k a $100 at a time.

 

[fhmesq44]

Either reach into my front pocket and pull out my AMEX or, if it had to be literally cash, send my wife to the bank.

How about a cash advance on credit card? Borrow money from a friend? take money out of IRA or 401(k)? That last of which is probably the best option b/c it is loan to and from yourself.

 

[WVU]

Thanks to those who took this seriously. I need it to bridge a little income gap in effort to ease the transitioning from a failed business venture to a corporate position.

Prosper won't work, but thanks WVU. My income/debt ratio won't bode well at the current time. I just need a little flow to make this road a little less bumpy.

Is your credit bad?

 

[Timetopay]

Wow u all realize this is Mr Crunch??

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?p=4283787#post4283787

 

[RobFunk]

It is.

And this is another ghost to retire.

I'm not impressed with his finding of new IP's and handles and emails or whatever.

*Mwah*

 

[fucnluc]

if I needed 2k quick I would reach in my pocket, count up how much I have on me, then if needed, go to the bank and take out the rest.

Haha, you're an asshole. That's what I'm talking about.

The very first thing I'd do is sign up for a gambling forum and ask for advice. Wise decision guy, you're in good hands.

Seriously, beg some relatives. Tell them you have AIDS and can't afford your monthly medication. Preferably some old relatives, that way they'll die soon and/or forget about it before the next family reunion.

 

[RobFunk]

Ok, but you are Salsa, and you admitted it.

 

[Timetopay]

Oh its Salsa. Didnt TT threaten to give out this dudes personal info?

 

[PyRoCaPPer]

I think Coach LT would "lend" you 2K in a heartbeat.

 

[Timetopay]

Pats I would tend to think the mods will have to ban you again as it would look bad if they didnt.

Is there a thread specifically that got you banned cause I run across you much and dont know your story?

 

[WVU]

It is.

And this is another ghost to retire.

I'm not impressed with his finding of new IP's and handles and emails or whatever.

*Mwah*

Rob, I am curious... if you have Bellsouth which gives a different Ip address anytime you turn your modem on and off, can you effectively get banned?

 

[RobFunk]

Rob, I am curious... if you have Bellsouth which gives a different Ip address anytime you turn your modem on and off, can you effectively get banned?

No, of course not.

But if you are banned under one name, and then freely admit 'I am this guy who got banned!' Dont expect smooth sailing.

AOL does the same thing with the different IP's logging in.

 

[WVU]

My credit is good. No slow pay, collections or anything like that. Just really high debt.

Try that prosper site. If your credit is decent and you have means to pay it back, you will get funded. High DTI won't stop some of those guys from giving you a shot