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For all you sick guys that love to read funny shit, check this website out you will laugh your asses off i promise. And if you have any funny shit to post they except outside post to there blog.

http://www.thecocksmen.com/
 

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Yes I'm a newbie, but this maybe the greatest read yet. I could not stop laughing, these guys are funny, creative, very sick, and yet I can see why girls like them. I took notes but don't know if I could pull this off without getting bitch slapped. It's weird how some guys can say anything and make it work, I try, and get kicked in the balls. Anyhow this is a must read. Thanks for breaking my RX cherry.
 

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The one posted by Tucker last night had me fucked up all day. I love these guys. I'm including a highlight of the story of Tucker having anal for the first time.


"I opened the cap, crammed the bottle top into her asshole, and squeezed. I probably emptied half of the 4-ounces of AstroGlide into her. I have since learned from homosexuals that a 4-ounce bottle usually lasts them about 6 months. So yeah–I overdid it.

But Tucker Max wasn’t done. Oh no, after depositing enough grease in her to run a Formula One racecar, I dumped half of what remained onto my cock and balls, really wanting to lube up because I didn’t want her to be uncomfortable.

Really–consider my thought process: I was going to fuck her in the butt and film it without her consent, yet I was truly concerned about her personal comfort. Sometimes the contradictions in my personality even amuse me.

Predictably, I slid in with ease. She was a little tense at first, but with an Exxon Valdez size load spilled into her poop chute, she quickly loosened up and got into it. I liked it also; it had a different feel to it. Not as good as vaginal sex, a little grainy, kinda tight, but still very nice.

Before I knew it I was fucking her like the apocalypse was imminent, burying it to the hilt with impunity. After a few minutes I was ready to come. My urgency was expressed in my tempo, and I began really jackhammering her. As the excitement got the best of me, I pulled out too far and my dick came out of her ass. I kinda scrambled to grab my dick and put it back in so I could finish off inside of her, but before I could even get a hold of it and put it back in her ass, I heard a faint “psssst” sound and felt something wet and warm hit my crotch.

It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my dick, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:

“Did you…did you just…shit on my dick??”

I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.

I have a very sensitive nose, and I have never been more repulsed by a smell in my life. The combination of synthetic AstroGlide and rancid stench of raw fecal matter combined to turn my stomach, which was full of seafood, veal and wine, completely over."
 

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The one posted by Tucker last night had me fucked up all day. I love these guys. I'm including a highlight of the story of Tucker having anal for the first time.

I dont know whether the real Tucker posted that, but most likely that has been stolen directly from Tucker Max's own website http://www.tuckermax.com/

If you liked that story then there are a load more similar on there, with a lot of them at least on par with this story (and maybe 1 or 2 even funnier")

He has also written a book which repeats a lot of the stories on his site, but also adds a few more - the book is called "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max
 

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some seems almost a bit too far fetched....
 

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Tucker is a very funny guy, visited his website.... Hilarious. I love both these guys. Can't wait to see Tuckers movie which is also titled "Hope they Serve Beer in Hell" its starring Jesse Bradford (Swimfan, Flags of our Fathers, and The Echo). I'm sure Tucker has some connection to this site as well. If you go to his site he has affiliations with tons of blogs.
 

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some seems almost a bit too far fetched....

WHY? I live in LA and hear about this kind of stuff all the time. I'm just always to fucked up to remember it the next day, and if I do I never write it down. But I think these are true, how in the hell could someone make this up and have such detail? Just my thought!!!
 

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I dont know whether the real Tucker posted that, but most likely that has been stolen directly from Tucker Max's own website http://www.tuckermax.com/

If you liked that story then there are a load more similar on there, with a lot of them at least on par with this story (and maybe 1 or 2 even funnier")

He has also written a book which repeats a lot of the stories on his site, but also adds a few more - the book is called "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max

That book is quite possibly the best read ever. I started it figuring I'd read a chapter or two before I went to bed and then 4 or 5 hours later I had read the whole 300 pages or so. Very entertaining.
 

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Jake T.-

I just finished it this week, I thought the same thing, couldn't put it down. You stand correct, the greatest read of all time. The guy on the http://www.thecocksmen.com/ isn't as good of a writer as Tucker but an amazing story teller, and at the end of the day it's all about the story. Has anyone figured out how to post a story on there yet? I tried but registering was a little confusing. They say anyone can post stories on the blog. If any of you are smarter than me please post how to get on and post. Thanks.
 

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That book is quite possibly the best read ever. I started it figuring I'd read a chapter or two before I went to bed and then 4 or 5 hours later I had read the whole 300 pages or so. Very entertaining.
Look at the new video link they added today on thecocksmen.com you will love it. Hilarious!!!!!
 

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