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I know many people wish they had a different first or last name or both...What would you change your name to if you could?

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I hate my last name - Tomlinson - but love the name i gave my boy -Dylanger- if he ever wanted to change his last name i wouldnt blame him.
 

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Teddy kgb said:
I hate my last name - Tomlinson - but love the name i gave my boy -Dylanger- if he ever wanted to change his last name i wouldnt blame him.

Are you kidding? You have a great last name. You should move to San Diego, you would be treated well, even if you are white, 5'2" and 120 lbs, they love their tomlinsons
 
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My mom went to high school with a guy named "Harry Weiner"
I heard he had it pretty rough..
 

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My Dentist was Dr Weiner, couldn't have happened to a bigger prick...he was the one who put mercury in my mouth with no warning...SOB.
 
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My Dentist was Dr Weiner, couldn't have happened to a bigger prick...he was the one who put mercury in my mouth with no warning...SOB.

Everyone I know has Dentist horror stories. Whats up with that??
Are alot of them just incompetent?
 

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I like my name now. If I had to re-name myself I would pick Anthony after Saint Anthony (the finder of lost things).

This guy always comes through for me in the clutch and I think its unreal. Anytime I lose /misplace something I just say a little prayer to St. Anthony and my stuff shows up.

Example: Misplaced my car keys and could not find them anywhere. :mad:

Said a small prayer and went to use the bathroom. When I came out my car keys were sitting right on the counter (mini-miracle).

:fatboy: :pope: :party:

True story...
 

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gynecologist said:
Everyone I know has Dentist horror stories. Whats up with that??
Are alot of them just incompetent?

Because most are just like auto-mechanics, no one to watch over them, they can screw something up and no one will really know...that SOB Dr Weiner, I'd like to ring his neck...he puts mercury in my mouth and doesn't even warn me...long story I won't get into but he was completely incompetent..

Side note, never accept a filling with mercury.
 

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The_Man said:
I like my name now. If I had to re-name myself I would pick Anthony after Saint Anthony (the finder of lost things).

This guy always comes through for me in the clutch and I think its unreal. Anytime I lose /misplace something I just say a little prayer to St. Anthony and my stuff shows up.

Example: Misplaced my car keys and could not find them anywhere. :mad:

Said a small prayer and went to use the bathroom. When I came out my car keys were sitting right on the counter (mini-miracle).

:fatboy: :pope: :party:

True story...

good story , just can't see you as the praying type...:103631605 wish I had more faith, I really do.
 

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I had a girlfriend who's last name was Kanoff....her dad's name was John....you do the math
 

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