Sorry big guy, been busy.
I wouldn't beat the shit out of anyone until I met them in person. I sincerely hope you aren't as immature and close-minded in person as you are on this forum. I personally think you're probably a nice guy. A nice guy with issues, sure, but still a nice guy nonetheless.
Now, if you were as obnoxious in person as you are on here, I'd certainly love to try and beat the living fuck out of you. But you'd be more likely not worth my time, anyway. If you were half as annoying in person as you are on here, I'd simply not spend time with you. I try to keep good company, and would be OK leaving you to your miserable existence, if that were the case.
People who are different in person than they are online annoy me.