If you could be an animal which one would you be?

[gynecologist]

I would be a dog I guess. Oh wait according to every chick I have
ever been with I am a dog.


uppy: :nopityA:

 

[tbonestk]

Gotta be a beach dog. Not just a dog, but a BEACH DOG.

See all those babes in bikini's suntanning? Dogs are guarantee to wander over and what's the first thing they do? Head for the bitches' crotches and SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF.... :missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[BankerC]

I would like to be a monkey in the zoo. That way I could pinch one out and throw it at all the white teenagers who wear tanktops, pants hanging off their ass, and hat on backwards. That would be my dream come true.

 

[Tulsa]

....throw it at all the white teenagers who wear tanktops, pants hanging off their ass, and hat on backwards....

Gosh, I hate to ask but why white teenagers as opposed to throwing indescriminantly? tulsa

 

[BankerC]

I would be a equal oppurtunity thrower, but I would really concentrate harder and throw with more force with the young white wannabe thugs. Its hard for me to understand why some people want to be something they are not. Please don't get me wrong I love rap music as much as the next guy. But I also carry myself in a manner that is somewhat professional. If you wanna act the part of a punk, you should expect to get treated like a punk.

 

[johnskelington]

A Liger.........1/2 lion 1/2 tiger, bread for it's skills in magic.

WTF

 

[Rawpimple]

Id be a Walrus since I still want to have a big dick but slightly smaller than what I have now. Just makes things a little more comfortable.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Shark

Cause I love seafood... And I'd swim around and check all the bikini bottoms in my ocean ...

 

[HarryCaray]

Gotta go with some sort of bird. Flying would kick ass.

 

[RobFunk]

I think I would be some big ass bear. Then I could have cubs. And I could sleep a lot and catch fish out of the scenic waterfall. Plus scare the crap out of humans that are camping.

 

[919]

An owl

 

[DELSOLII]

bald eagle.


Sol II

 

[JakeT.]

A Liger.........1/2 lion 1/2 tiger, bread for it's skills in magic.

WTF

You beat me to it you son of a bitch!

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