I Just Shot One Off.....

[Boxslayer]

and I have NO IDEA where the first spurt went.

Sort of like Something about Mary. I havnt shot one off in about 6 or 7 days because my girlfriend has been sick, so I decided to rub one out and relieve some tension. Had my whole thing set up, and had my paper material that I do it on to stay nice and neat for an easy cleanup. Put in my newly acquired password to my porno site, checked out some hizoes, shot one off...NO CLUE where the first part is. I didnt see anything wet on my carpet, because it definitely shot over my "landing point". Looked under my keyboard drawer, everywhere.

Not good.ope:

 

[Hookandcrook+]

That shit is too funny. You had me :cryingcry .

 

[steaktartar]

what is wrong with you sick fuck your girlfriend is sick not invisible you're supposed to jack off on her face that way u see where the goo go's.......boxslayer im very dismayed

 

[WCBias]

and I have NO IDEA where the first spurt went.

Sort of like Something about Mary. I havnt shot one off in about 6 or 7 days because my girlfriend has been sick, so I decided to rub one out and relieve some tension. Had my whole thing set up, and had my paper material that I do it on to stay nice and neat for an easy cleanup. Put in my newly acquired password to my porno site, checked out some hizoes, shot one off...NO CLUE where the first part is. I didnt see anything wet on my carpet, because it definitely shot over my "landing point". Looked under my keyboard drawer, everywhere.

Not good.ope:

Check behind your ear

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Check my mouth.

What?

 

[earl]

:missingte :missingte :missingte dude rubbing one off during the game, what a baller!....... are you going to show your girlfriend this thread?

 

[Kodiak7]

Boxslayer girlfriend is sick?? lmao, trust me this loser has no GF and is jerking off is a three time a day event... LMAO, this kid is joke...

 

[tkim11]

We are forgetting the most important question...what website and whats the password

 

[Arodd]

We are forgetting the most important question...what website and whats the password

AMEN

 

[PacMan_2006]

Boxslayer girlfriend is sick?? lmao, trust me this loser has no GF and is jerking off is a three time a day event... LMAO, this kid is joke...

STFU! Why you in here anyway, don't you have more client business to attend to?

:toast:​

 

[Boxslayer]

Boxslayer girlfriend is sick?? lmao, trust me this loser has no GF and is jerking off is a three time a day event... LMAO, this kid is joke...

You couldnt be further from the truth if you tried. But thats not really a rare occurence now is it?

 

[Boxslayer]

AMEN

Holla ope:

 

[Dante]

and I have NO IDEA where the first spurt went.

Sort of like Something about Mary. I havnt shot one off in about 6 or 7 days because my girlfriend has been sick, so I decided to rub one out and relieve some tension. Had my whole thing set up, and had my paper material that I do it on to stay nice and neat for an easy cleanup. Put in my newly acquired password to my porno site, checked out some hizoes, shot one off...NO CLUE where the first part is. I didnt see anything wet on my carpet, because it definitely shot over my "landing point". Looked under my keyboard drawer, everywhere.

Not good.ope:

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: now that is funny maybe it went under one of your keys on the computer Keyboard... OR into the Mouse roller

 

[TescoVee]

We are forgetting the most important question...what website and whats the password

www.dadsvstwinks.com


password: skinsraj

 

[Boxslayer]

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: now that is funny maybe it went under one of your keys on the computer Keyboard... OR into the Mouse roller

I don't know, man. I had that thing built up, I havnt had a projectile in quite some time. I Peter North'd that thing. I had the lights off so in case she came out from the bedroom, I would have some time to scramble. So it was sort of dark, and I saw it go flying over my landing point, I just wasnt expecting that kind of force. It's sort of like when the fire department has the little sheet/trampoline looking thing and they are trying to have someone jump out of a tree and they are trying to gauge where they are going to end up. One hand on my knob, the other was my trampoline safety net. I definitely underestimated myself. But checking where it landed was the last thing on my mind - I was trying to enjoy the moment.

Once the deed was done, I got a paper towel from the kitchen expecting some cleanup duty, turned on the lights and I didnt find a single drop anywhere. My keyboard and mouse are on a keboard drawer pull out, so it was too high. Or so I think?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sorry about the question marks, the key is sticking when I pressed it in for some reason.

:modemman:

 

[RobFunk]

You are not alone slayer

http://www.mymasturbation.com/male/caught-by-mom.htm

 

[Boxslayer]

geez Rob, that was like 16 year old boys talking about getting caught by their moms waxing their carrot.

how did you find that website, sicko? :lolBIG:

Let me add it to my favorites.

 

[WCBias]

You are not alone slayer

http://www.mymasturbation.com/male/caught-by-mom.htm

Great website...I'd love to meet this chick (and I imagine she is 5-6, 110 lbs, long blond hair and a gorgeous face)

An ass-full
I love to stick dildos up my ass or something with a round head. I keep using bigger ones. I leave it in and go about my day. I wear panties that are tight enough in the back that it will hold the object in my ass for as long as I want. Everything you feels better, especially driving (with the vibrations and bumps). After a few hours of great pleasure, I slide the object in and out of my anus while jerking off.

Reading more of these....next time I'm in my car I'll never look at the chick at the stop light the same...she's probably speedbaggin' and I don't even know it.

 

[RobFunk]

Slayer, I just typed masturbation in yahoo search it was like the 2nd or 3rd one down



---------------------------

Girl finds use for old stuffed animals

Teddy's vibrator
Put a hole in a teddy bear or a very old pillow, then but a vibrator in the hole, but make sure the hole is big enough for it, turn on the vibrator to full blast and sit on the vibrator like a dick and act like your have sex with it and you will have lots of fun...

 

[Boxslayer]

Slayer, I just typed masturbation in yahoo search it was like the 2nd or 3rd one down



---------------------------

Girl finds use for old stuffed animals

Teddy's vibrator
Put a hole in a teddy bear or a very old pillow, then but a vibrator in the hole, but make sure the hole is big enough for it, turn on the vibrator to full blast and sit on the vibrator like a dick and act like your have sex with it and you will have lots of fun...

No wonder why girls love their stuffed animals so much.