My vote is for an aweesome session of crap...
you know that kind.... when you almost feel bad for having to flush... when you want to take a picture of it.... well... you know what I mean..
Has to be, and not just any porcelain massive, a 'double flusher'.
You know, the dump was so big you had to flush twice.
The kind of dump that is so good you have a tear in the corner of your eye.
I WENT WITH BURRITO.....you cant fight you cant get any sex(even phone).....jerking off is so mundane for you it isnt satisfying.......and against the public with crap
i will vote with fat ass blunt...with green and purple herbs mix it with a lte bit of cheese on top..HMM but is not an option..so i will vote for beat up a 6 years old punk neighbors son
First you beat up the nighbor's son, went to jail, shit yourself on the way; took it in the ass and accidently climaxed when Bubba shoved it home; because deep down you are gay.
kick neighbors sons ass...
got hungry so ate a burrito...
burrito made me take a huge dump as they always do...
jerked off while having phone sex
and called it a day