Moony I lost that too. I was giving wrong lines out because half the fukkin time I was trying to get in 3 team box reverses and arguing with bookmakers over lines. I should of hired a clerk to handle it. I did not concentrate on it enough and then sometimes a good porn scene would be on and i did not answer the phone so it basically collapsed.
Stocks I first made a mistake when I was in front of chicks making large wagers to impress them. I would bet 4k on ggames and had no clue on it. I thought I could get action that way but was wrong.
Secondly did chase somewhat with reverses and got buried.
Third I would say some bad money decisions
I was browsing net one day and some guy had a deal on rugs and he said they were undetectable with an aluminum foundation so I bought two at 6 dimes each.
Get this, I get the fukkers and the fukkin sun shined off these like beams. The base then got real hot and I had to put ice cubes on my fukkin head. Unreal, so I got rid of them. That was 12 dimes for nothing. Yes the unit was on solid but too many flaws in them.
Fourth I would say a bad cold streak did me in for like 6 months straight
fifth I would say the horses hurt, I was always chasing 4-5 shots and got fukkin hammered.
Good Luck guy and bet with your head and not over it.
Secondly did chase somewhat with reverses and got buried.
Third I would say some bad money decisions
I was browsing net one day and some guy had a deal on rugs and he said they were undetectable with an aluminum foundation so I bought two at 6 dimes each.
Get this, I get the fukkers and the fukkin sun shined off these like beams. The base then got real hot and I had to put ice cubes on my fukkin head. Unreal, so I got rid of them. That was 12 dimes for nothing. Yes the unit was on solid but too many flaws in them.
Fourth I would say a bad cold streak did me in for like 6 months straight
fifth I would say the horses hurt, I was always chasing 4-5 shots and got fukkin hammered.
Good Luck guy and bet with your head and not over it.
LOL with the rugs. But thats some pretty good advise for everyone bet with your head because it dont take long for everything to snow ball on ya. My biggest problem is when I get on bit of a cold streak I kind of chase it with parleys the next thing you know I might be almost out of my cold streak going .500 for a couple weeks but betting on 10 or 15 parleys a day hoping to hit a 10 gamer or something stupid like that then the next thing you know your bank roll is down to nothing and I might of ended up hitting just under 50% for the month with my straight bets. I'm getting that under controll I'm learning just to play through my cold streaks because I know it will turn around and in the end if I'm hitting high 50's over the long haul I should be making money if I stay smart.
coach i appreciate you giving me first dibs at your shitt you pawned off today. i'll be throwing you a nickel (netty) for everything you've taught me the past year. thanks guy
My coveted cattle jacket $500
leather chair $300
flat screen monitor $200
mink coat $1200
2 pink rings $350 each
12 cowboy hats (imported from texas) $35 each
2 stain glass lamps $50 each
cordless phone $35
50 cd's of great mixing dance music $890
2 pair wide cuffed jeans (waste 52) $80 each These paints are classics (Travolta use to where same type
5 Pair sweat pants $70 each
Hush puppies $45
golashes $25
snow shovel (leather handle) $50
bow-n-arrow set $500
deer head $80
bullet proof vest $350
old revolver classic $700
74 Plymouth still for sale $1000
female doll with all the right openings for enjoyment $600
satellite phone $1200
300 adult videos $500 for all
workout books $20
chewing gum (Big Red) 10 cents a pack
pipe $45
Bay City Rollers Picture $500
tank tops $10 each
roller blades $50
skate board $5
boots $50
20 bottles of windex $100 for all
Thanks Boys
My coveted cattle jacket $500
leather chair $300
flat screen monitor $200
mink coat $1200
2 pink rings $350 each
12 cowboy hats (imported from texas) $35 each
2 stain glass lamps $50 each
cordless phone $35
50 cd's of great mixing dance music $890
2 pair wide cuffed jeans (waste 52) $80 each These paints are classics (Travolta use to where same type
5 Pair sweat pants $70 each
Hush puppies $45
golashes $25
snow shovel (leather handle) $50
bow-n-arrow set $500
deer head $80
bullet proof vest $350
old revolver classic $700
74 Plymouth still for sale $1000
female doll with all the right openings for enjoyment $600
satellite phone $1200
300 adult videos $500 for all
workout books $20
chewing gum (Big Red) 10 cents a pack
pipe $45
Bay City Rollers Picture $500
tank tops $10 each
roller blades $50
skate board $5
boots $50
20 bottles of windex $100 for all
Thanks Boys
1 of jj's 27 jobs
"Well before the therx.com craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and dr. pepper and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved.
"Well before the therx.com craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and dr. pepper and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved.
jj's worst job ever:
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Two years ago was really strapped for cash and owed every shark in town and plus a few tabs with Deli's so I took a part time job as a water boy for midget football league games on Friday nights and Sunday afternoon. It was fukkin embarassing being a water boy for 10-12 year old kids and some of these losers were bigger than me. I am sure the peanut gallery in the stands had a good time ribbing me. What is the worst with a job like this is when you are hustling off the field and I fell a few times on my belly and everyone laughs at you and you drop the water bottles and the coaches are cusring the hell out of me "get off the field you clumsy fat ***" it was an accident and they are all over me. I quit when I paid the sharks off.
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Two years ago was really strapped for cash and owed every shark in town and plus a few tabs with Deli's so I took a part time job as a water boy for midget football league games on Friday nights and Sunday afternoon. It was fukkin embarassing being a water boy for 10-12 year old kids and some of these losers were bigger than me. I am sure the peanut gallery in the stands had a good time ribbing me. What is the worst with a job like this is when you are hustling off the field and I fell a few times on my belly and everyone laughs at you and you drop the water bottles and the coaches are cusring the hell out of me "get off the field you clumsy fat ***" it was an accident and they are all over me. I quit when I paid the sharks off.
JJ's water delivery adventure gig job:
boys, currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.
boys, currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.
JJ you were so close to a bail out how did that PAcers game lose? 3 pointer? would have been a nice 2 teamer on the Duq over. . sorry bro. very very bad beat.trytrytry said:jjgold<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice
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yonkers meeting for 2k per person..6 hrs work
I hope this is still on. I was counting on the 2k for Xmas. I already have made my greyhound rese:biggrinin :biggrinin rvation from Detroit to NY. How do I get to the Yonkers Raceaway from Port Authority. ..and is the 2000 to be paid in cash?? thx
I hope this is still on. I was counting on the 2k for Xmas. I already have made my greyhound rese:biggrinin :biggrinin rvation from Detroit to NY. How do I get to the Yonkers Raceaway from Port Authority. ..and is the 2000 to be paid in cash?? thx
