I Have Finally Gave Up Being A Professional Gambler

[RobFunk]

Laying $500 to win .10 cents on a dollar is as sharp as it gets

couldnt agree more

 

[jjgold]

Get this boys I use to use bookmaker from MW named Sportman and I owed the ********** 4 Dimes and this ********** goes to me he will take my porn collection instead of the money.

I gave it to the snake. He is married but I guess jacks off a lot to them.

I had the best porn collection ever. Boys I had it all, Bi movies, straight, trans, all of it and I gave up my love of liife because of gambling.

Plus I lose it to a crook that use to jack up lines all the fukkin time and play games with my accout,

 

[DickyW]

JJ

Any truth to the rumour that you and Rail made homemade bi movies together? I mean if Railbird & JJ Gold are'nt porn names I don't know what is

 

[RobFunk]

LOL

 

[Journeyman]

JJ Gold , if that's not a porn name I don't have 19inch arms of steel,lol!

:muscles:

Seriously JJ don't give up...I almost quit a year ago, thank goodness I stuck it out!

Buy Fishheads latest book.... "Me, Myself and I"...you will be back on top before you can say 'StrutNut' ...good luck this weekend

 

[truthteller]

Thanks Try Try

Fish car is out, no deal, I am flat broke


Lots of comedians here, well at least your making me laugh some. This is the hardest day of my betting career.

None of you realize I had it all!!! Boys when your wear full length minks at 20 you have made it. I would walk in jazz bars with it on I attracted women like fukkin magnets. I would throw around aces like water. Those were the days, every women wanted to bang me North of The Passaic River.

The nights at Yonkers betting $100 exactas, the $500 Place bets on 3-5 shots, hanging with all the wise guys. I would call every women Sugar and they loved it.

Jimmy you wish you were in my shoes back then. The pinky rings, the chains, the cowboy hats with chin straps, everything!!! A real big timer.

How about the cole cuts on Saturdays at top of the line Deli's. Boys the best Cheesequake I would have delivered every Monday Night before kickoffs.

Hey is just shows what gambling does.

Now I have nothing and have to rebuild.

JJ, since you have me cracking up in tears with that post, I will give you a free winner in return. Skins -3 Sunday. If that loses then find another profession.

 

[jjgold]

Thanks Truthy Will play it

I am not quitting gambling though, I have just stopped being a big timer.

I am looking at the board now as we write. The big change will be a job and probably better off working than fukkin around all day in my jumpsuites speaking of I am not going to be wearing them anymore. I got these killer tights ( the ones speed skaters wear) and keeps my weight tucked in and ****.

They look pretty cool too and I like the tight look now, I have and blue one and a red one so far.

Good Luck Boys

 

[MadCapper]

jj,

will i see you in fort lee saturday night at the roller rink? pamela will be serving cocktails again. she looked like she was into you. maybe it was your black shirt.

 

[Fishhead]

Will the real JJ stand-up.

 

[jjgold]

Capper I might be there but you will not see me with mink on anymore like I said in previous post. Those days are all over. I will just hang out and bull **** and maybe throw some of the people there Nevada Rotation Books to be a good sport.

 

[Journeyman]

I like the tight speed skater look too...

 

[JimFiestSux]

Back when you were talking bout I had the pinky rings, gold chains, only difference was that I always had 25-30 dimes in my winter coat pocket in the closet,lol. I used to watch the Monday night game at J.P's Cafe on route 3 with Lawrence Taylor, Beasley Reece, Byron Hunt, Joey Danello. Every Monday night Joey Danello used to bring me cannolis from Ferrara's bakery. Those were the good ole days back in the early 80's. JJ life goes on, you had it all once you can get it again.

 

[MadCapper]

Capper I might be there but you will not see me with mink on anymore like I said in previous post. Those days are all over. I will just hang out and bull **** and maybe throw some of the people there Nevada Rotation Books to be a good sport.

I didnt know that was your case now. I will insist on picking up the tab this time. Just dont order the crab. Anyway, What time should we meet at Gino's?

 

[JudgeWapner]

Coach.I can get you a job down here.

 

[djking]

jj you've made it this far to quit and quit being a bigTimer. i refuse to accept that. but seriously, i talked to the GM at wallymart and you can start monday with the greeting thing. coach they want you to trim the hair back a tad because a lot of customers were complaing last year that u looked like a fukkin jerkOff

 

[THE SHRINK]

JJ,

Your words come across so meaningul and real. Everything you have written has grapsed at my inner being and tugged at my soul..

Since I am this deeply touched by your STORY, why not give me a call and I'll see what i can do to help you out...:nopityA: :smoker2:

THE SHRINK

 

[jjgold]

Thanks Kenny

Judgy I coud end up down there

Ok Boys

I got Indiana tonight -2

real small 40x


Man this is nice betting small and I can relax and have a nice meal.

I am celebrating this bet with macroni and 7 meatballs

 

[JudgeWapner]

Lucky # 7.

 

[trytrytry]

good luck JJ that will help a ton. and parlay that with the Duquense over tonight. my friend at Duquesne says they ware much more up tempo this year.

 

[Moon88]

JJ all the best. What's up with your line service? Lost that too?
You should become a writer. Love your stories dude. GL