Your situation reminds me of the funniest TV commercial I have ever seen:
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Man on pay phone: "Operator, I'd like to place a collect call"
Operator: "OK, what's your name please?"
Man: "First name: Bob, last name: Weaddababyeetsaboy"
Operator: "OK, hold please"
Phone rings and older man picks up phone...
Older man: "Hello"
Operator: "Collect call from Bob Weaddababyeetsaboy, do you accept the charges?"
Older man: "No"
(hangs up)
Older man turns to wife: "It was Bob. They had a baby. It's a boy"
Narrator: "Don't cheat the phone company. With our calling cards, you can call for as little as..."
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Anyway, congratulations on having an heir to the throne. I have a 9 year old daughter and my gf is pregnant with a due date in early March. I hope to have the same fate as you.