I dutch-ovened my g/f and she dumped me

[wiesman02]

True Story.... Wish I woulda known this was that effective or else I'd have used it a hell of a lot more.

 

[festeringZit]

True Story.... Wish I woulda known this was that effective or else I'd have used it a hell of a lot more.

OK, clue me in, what is that?

 

[NES]

El Horno Aleman, I keep mine set to auto throughout the night

 

[wiesman02]

trap her under the covers, fart really loud and smelly, and don't let her get air until she's smelled the full extent of your punishment.

 

[JakeT.]

Did it before. Girlfriends don't seem to enjoy it much.

 

[RobFunk]

keeping up with the tradition of caturday...

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[steaktartar]

haha rob

 

[docslep]

your problem is, you're using harsh technique. as a start, i recommend farting under the covers and lettiing the smell escape like smoke signals. less likely that you'll get dumped. she'll just get pissed and think you're a child. the other way might be construed as abusive, like water boarding.

 

[C-Gold]

Just waterboard your girlfriend.

 

[RobFunk]

The car dutch oven is the worst. Puts the blanket one to shame.

I mean, damn. Just say "I got to let something fly here", then put the window down and laugh it off

Just cutting a harsh one and leaving it all shut is rude as all hell

At least I can escape quickly from the comforter in bed

 

[Rambo]

Like she doesnt stick her finger up her ass and smell it every once in awhile. what a bitch.

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

Like she doesnt stick her finger up her ass and smell it every once in awhile. what a bitch.

 

[quantumleap]

We need the poster named "Skoal" to weigh in on this thread.

 

[quantumleap]

True Story.... Wish I woulda known this was that effective or else I'd have used it a hell of a lot more.

A guy I used to work with did that to his wife and she almost divorced him. He was as serious as a heart attack. He repeated himself a few times to let me know he wasn't just joking.

 

[OnWisconsin]

George Carlin said once: "It was a fart that could end a marriage."

 

[BET.THE.DOGS]

Dude, dutch oven is the s%hi$ but wait until your wife learns to cook and use the oven also!!!!!
her recipies are to DIE FOR..................friken dead ..........really DANK!!!!!

 

[BET.THE.DOGS]

My wife learned to use her Dutch oven........now I pray after I eat,...........................Really bad...........but very quality....great sound texture..........lots of bass

 

[RobFunk]

"'He'd put my kids' heads under the covers and hold them in there like it was a Dutch oven,' Mariucci said of the Green Bay Packers quarterback's long-ago baby-sitting stint. 'That's how he would get my kids to sleep.'"

 

[barman]

I'll let my fellow Mod FUNK give the details, but if I recall right, a DO to the wrong couple of women down here a few years back is a large part of why his revisiting Clearwater can be a risky affair.

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